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Jah Lush

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  1. RIP Bobby. A bona fide all-time great. Sir Bobby Charlton: A Manchester United icon and one of sport's greatest figures - BBC Sport
  2. 1. Man City 2. Arsenal 3. Liverpool 4. Man Utd Relegated: Luton, Sheffield United, Wolves.
  3. I'm in. Can't wait for the season to start. Cheers RD.
  4. Thanks for organising once again RD. This has without a doubt been my best ever season as I led from day one right to the end. That's me blowing my own trumpet. Pity I can't say the same about my club who've been very disappointing.
  5. I didn't notice it at the time but now you mention it it could be a problem if things get tight on the final day.
  6. Jah Lush

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    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana when he sees a sign in front of a broken down house ‘Talking Dog For Sale’. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador sitting there. “You talk?” he says. “Yep” the dog replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak, he says “So, what’s your story?” The Lab looks up and says, “Well. I discovered I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.” “I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.” “I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m retired.” The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. “Ten dollars.” the guy says. “Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?” “Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit.”
  7. Surely, that's the wrong leader board RD? Looks a little old to me. I know I'm on 102.
  8. Just waiting on the Gooners then. Anyone else want to join?
  9. Jimmy Greaves - goalscoring genius, My boyhood idol. A lovely man.
  10. RIP Lee "Scratch" Perry. The Upsetter. originator, producer, singer, songwriter, dub pioneer, reggae icon and all round genius. Safe journey through the cosmos.
  11. Football's back. Best tune ever about being a football fan.
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