Spartacus Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Why are flies clever enough to smell out your food when eating outside, smart enough to find an open window or door to invade your house but not smart enough to find the same opening or a different one to get out again ?What's the meaning of a fly's life ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnL Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 I'm lucky in that Rye Lane flies come in and go out again.Way to intelligent for a tiny piece of semi-life - sorry for the insult flies :) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 So are you saying that there's a different class or breed of flies on rye lane ?Possibly your lanus flyus breed ?Or is it the overwhelming attraction of fish and meat up and down the lane that draws them outside again ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCat Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?....its arse....boom tish. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 TheCat Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind> when it hits your windshield?> > ....its arse....> > boom tish.Logically speaking only of it is flying directly towards or away from the windscreen at the time If it was flying across the windscreen then it's mind and arse would pop at the same time upon which point it would possibly think "ouch" There is also the issue of semi impact where the fly is travelling in the same direction as the car and only partially impacts on the windscreen leaving a tattered behind but fully active frontal part in which case it may think "what the heck" So many reasons why your attempt at humour has so many inconclusive faults so as not to make it funnyBazinga Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules-and-Boo Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 They don't like fresh air, so if the air in your house is still, they will stay. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCat Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Spartacus Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> TheCat Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > What's the last thing to go through a fly's> mind> > when it hits your windshield?> > > > ....its arse....> > > > boom tish.> > > Logically speaking only of it is flying directly> towards or away from the windscreen at the time > > If it was flying across the windscreen then it's> mind and arse would pop at the same time upon> which point it would possibly think "ouch" > > There is also the issue of semi impact where the> fly is travelling in the same direction as the car> and only partially impacts on the windscreen> leaving a tattered behind but fully active frontal> part in which case it may think "what the heck" > > So many reasons why your attempt at humour has so> many inconclusive faults so as not to make it> funny> > BazingaI'm embarrassed by my lack of attention to detail.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnL Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Getting an airflow is not easy mind you - I tried directing fans outwards last night with a little success (seemed to cool a bit). Thinking multiple fans now :) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 That's alright Penny ! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442557 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCat Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 I'd prefer to be howard. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 Wouldn't we all Penny but you'll never get the love of Bernadette ! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Fly paper is just the best. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442588 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 KidKruger Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Fly paper is just the best.Is that the new broadsheet or tabloid from Buzz Feed ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/260492-flies/#findComment-1442605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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