Too soon?

[Top Banana]

It seems to me that Christmas gets earlier and earlier every year. I've just seen that there are already trees in the shops in New York.

Ithankyou.

TB.

[northlondoner]

...yeah. Little bit....

[StraferJack]

It?s possible the shops in question can?t remember if people put up lights before or not.

Perhaps they haven?t the time (or interest) to check if anyone put up lights earlier or later in previous years

Perhaps they don?t waste their lives looking at what other shops do or don?t do

Perhaps this post is a non-too-subtle parody of brand new threads on tired old subjects and anticipates the response it?s likely to get

[the-e-dealer]

At least they haven't turned the lights on yet (Ducks)

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Not too soon to think of which local celebrity turns on the East Dulwich lights, surely?

[katie1997]

I vote for Sean.

[maxxi]

Damn - I thought this was going to be a thread full of black Saville humour.

But no-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh.

[Salsaboy]

You want Saville humour? You got it......

Jimmy Saville has been found alive.

He was seen off the coast of Scarborough bobbing up and down on a small bouy.

[Top Banana]

I have a prime New York frontage property for sale, currently located in Canada.

Mind you, if Sandy was about to hit Europe, we'd be starting to plan a summit to set the legislative basis to design a framework for buying a lifeboat.

I'm sorry for these terrible jokes, I know they blow.

Tip your waitresses.

TB

[Top Banana]

I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 8, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

[northlondoner]

Still too soon.....

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

I see Jimmy Savile's family have removed his gravestone along with all the flowers growing around it as a sign of respect to

his victims. So it just leaves a small hole with no bush around it???I think he would have liked that.

[????]

In other news, jimmy Sommerville has been badly beaten up by a bunch of Dyslexics

[El Pibe]

Sun Readers shurely?

[Salsaboy]

*coughs*

???? Wrote:

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> In other news, jimmy Sommerville has been badly

> beaten up by a bunch of Dyslexics

[uncleglen]

There's a whole fleet of concrete mixers about with'Jim'll Mix It' written on them in his comic bubble font- time for a rethink?