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Hamletter

Hamletter

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Seabag Wrote:

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> Actually the Horniman Walrus is THE mascot of

> Brexit

>

> A bloated, roughly sketched ?we meant it to be

> like this? fcuk up of a blubber mound.


Me thinks your analogy is misplaced. Much more like the EU.


1. Bares its tusks to threaten others.

2. Totally bloated and overweight ( 39,000 bureaucrats)

3. Lots of inertia - cannot move quickly when required.

4. Social animal - likes being member of a large herd.

5. Multiple layers of blubber ( Commission, Parliament, Council, COJ etc)

6. Poor hearing - dissenting voices cannot be heard.

7. Poor eyesight - cannot see where it is going ( hence washes up in Ireland)

8. No legs, so has to resort to throwing its weight around to get any movement.

9. No hands or fingers - so cant get a grip on things ( vaccine procurement)

10. Migrates short distance ( like between Brussels and Strasburg)

11. Status - endangered due to internal issues and problems with its extremities (Greece, Hungary etc)

:)

Seabag

Seabag

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Hamletter Wrote:

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> Seabag Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Actually the Horniman Walrus is THE mascot of

> > Brexit

> >

> > A bloated, roughly sketched ?we meant it to be

> > like this? fcuk up of a blubber mound.

>

> Me thinks your analogy is misplaced. Much more

> like the EU.

>

> 1. Bares its tusks to threaten others.

> 2. Totally bloated and overweight ( 39,000

> bureaucrats)

> 3. Lots of inertia - cannot move quickly when

> required.

> 4. Social animal - likes being member of a large

> herd.

> 5. Multiple layers of blubber ( Commission,

> Parliament, Council, COJ etc)

> 6. Poor hearing - dissenting voices cannot be

> heard.

> 7. Poor eyesight - cannot see where it is going (

> hence washes up in Ireland)

> 8. No legs, so has to resort to throwing its

> weight around to get any movement.

> 9. No hands or fingers - so cant get a grip on

> things ( vaccine procurement)

> 10. Migrates short distance ( like between

> Brussels and Strasburg)

> 11. Status - endangered due to internal issues and

> problems with its extremities (Greece, Hungary

> etc)

> :)


Nope, classic projection


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TheCat

TheCat

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Come now seabag, surely even you can agree that's a pretty amusing analogy (I mean 'Bares TUSKs'...Come onnn)'.......its okay, you can laugh at the EU occasionally, and we'll all still know that you vehemently dislike Brexit. It wont ruin your remainer cred.


Or are you just annoyed that you didn't put as much thought into your analogy as Hammy did?:)

Seabag

Seabag

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TheCat Wrote:

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> Come now seabag, surely even you can agree that's

> a pretty amusing analogy (I mean 'Bares

> TUSKs'...Come onnn)'.......its okay, you can laugh

> at the EU occasionally, and we'll all still know

> that you vehemently dislike Brexit. It wont ruin

> your remainer cred.

>

> Or are you just annoyed that you didn't put as

> much thought into your analogy as Hammy did?:)


It?s hilarious, as in Bojo being PM is hilarious


And Hammy over hammed it, again. I rolled my eyes a few lines in and try as I might didn?t get to the end of the list.


Hilarious too, I?m wetting myself.


Next?


Ps. I do think many of the EU team are ludicrous, seriously. But that?s tempered by this sorry lot running our country into this ideological brick wall, so much so I find ?laughing? hard to do lately.


Surprise surprise, I?m not a remainder till death, it is what it is. But to leave so badly, that?s the fcuking problem.


Oven ready?! if only he?d stuck his head in and lit the gas.

Seabag

Seabag

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TheCat Wrote:

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> Come now seabag, surely even you can agree that's

> a pretty amusing analogy (I mean 'Bares

> TUSKs'...Come onnn)'.......its okay, you can laugh

> at the EU occasionally, and we'll all still know

> that you vehemently dislike Brexit. It wont ruin

> your remainer cred.

>

> Or are you just annoyed that you didn't put as

> much thought into your analogy as Hammy did?:)


It?s hilarious, as in Bojo being PM is hilarious


And Hammy over hammed it, again. I rolled my eyes a few lines in and try as I might didn?t get to the end of the list.


Hilarious too, I?m wetting myself.


Next?


Ps. I do think many of the EU team are ludicrous, seriously. But that?s tempered by this sorry lot running our country into this ideological brick wall, so much so I find ?laughing? hard to do lately.


Surprise surprise, I?m not a remainder till death, it is what it is. But to leave so badly, that?s the fcuking problem.


Oven ready?! if only he?d stuck his head in and lit the gas.

Hamletter

Hamletter

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Seabag Wrote:

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>

> It?s hilarious, as in Bojo being PM is hilarious

>

> And Hammy over hammed it, again. I rolled my eyes

> a few lines in and try as I might didn?t get to

> the end of the list.

>

> Hilarious too, I?m wetting myself.

>

> Next?

>

> Ps. I do think many of the EU team are ludicrous,

> seriously. But that?s tempered by this sorry lot

> running our country into this ideological brick

> wall, so much so I find ?laughing? hard to do

> lately.

>

> Surprise surprise, I?m not a remainder till death,

> it is what it is. But to leave so badly, that?s

> the fcuking problem.

>

> Oven ready?! if only he?d stuck his head in and

> lit the gas.



Blimey! You must still be tired and emotional once again.

Sue

Sue

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Seabag Wrote:

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> TheCat Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > On the angry juice last night SB?:)

>

>

> No, just ever so lightly fcuked off with our clown

> in chief.

>

> That said, I get my second vacation on Thursday,

> which I?m happy about.

>

> There you go, light & shade.



Second vacation?


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