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Looks like you've got yourself a Night Killer Hosepipe.

However, just like the old model Dalek, it has one fatal flaw...during the hours of daylight when it suffers from paralysis, measure the length of the hosepipe. Then all you have to do is make sure you are a greater distance away whilst sleeping...we shall pray for you.

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I too had unfathomable tracks in the grass outside.

there were some fox tracks, a hopping bird and the odd ones.


no other tracks anywhere near them.


I can only think a unicyclist doing the same pattern twice perfectly to the side of their first track.


any ideas anyone.


'artist's' impression attached

 

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As an addendum to my original post, the snow beast has now befouled my back doorstep. WTF man, isnt it enough that it wants to eat me, now it has to insult me too?


El Pibe, if parallel trails of poo have appeared in your garden as well Im going to laugh. Long and hard.

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