All The Luck - $10,500,000

[KidKruger]

I've just had an email telling me that I've been left $10,500,000 by someone I don't know and all I have to do is reply to the email with some personal details to prove who I am and where the money should be deposited before arranging collection.

This sounds fantastic. I've never gambled or done the lottery so I'm really chuffed my good fortune came eventually (albeit squashing my efforts to get rich through my own sweat).

Before I complete the personal details form and send it off for assured unfathomable riches, I thought it'd be nice to see who on EDF has a scheme / project that needs help / cashly support.

One that springs to mind is the Goose Green fair needs a stage for performers, this would look great with 'Donated by KidKruger, a really generous kid' emblazoned across the front.

A large flat top truck with 40,000 speaker stacks for S&R perhaps ?

Any other deserving causes ? Please let me know because I'm loathe to hold onto all this cash when I'm sure there's a community brimming with ideas/projects just crying-out for that little financial push.

Please let me know..

[giggirl]

Well done KK. I'm sure it's genuine; not a scam at all, so please send off your bank details with haste. I would like a new frock. Is that OK? I have expensive taste but that shouldn't be a problem now that you're minted. Alternatively, you can have hours of fun here

http://www.419eater.com/

[red devil]

How about a large 'Welcome to East Dulwich' sign at each end of Lordship Lane, accompanied with our civic emblem 'The Cat', just like Catford precinct...naturally, The Cat's arse will be shown on the Forest Hill side of LL

http://citynoise.org/upload/12696.jpg

[KidKruger]

GG - I'm sure it's genuine, it just feels right, so no need for the scam site links. But Thanks. So get yer frock tried-on and let me know who to pay. A photo for forum might be nice.

Red - brilliant idea, perhaps ED should have some other animal - your choice. Just let me know. However no bronze. Look what happened to the Hepburn in Dulwich park !

[giggirl]

That truly is genius Red Devil. Makes me feel kind of selfish now....

[KidKruger]

GigGirl - you can make as many suggestions as you want, I'm rich, there's plenty of time to craft another (less inward) idea !

[giggirl]

OK yes please - if you could see you way clear to fronting me ?10k on Net a Porter. Thanx. Px

[RosieH]

Can I get some bionic knees? These ones are giving me gyp.

[Otta]

A life size replica of the original CPT pkease, so that me and my dad can sit at the bar and grunt occasionally.

[KidKruger]

Otta, think big. I'll just 'unfurbish' the GE back to the CPT, whenever you fancy a pint at CPT !

[maxxi]

A 'mock' Waitrose filling the Foxtons site - expensively rendered to look like the real deal but with a few lawsuit-avoiding hardly noticeable differences - and selling nothing but Tizer and Spaghetti hoops.

[red devil]

KK, every meglomaniac multi-millionaire needs their own building a la Trump Tower.

With $10.5 million you're not exactly going to get The Shard, so how about sticking a pointy roof on Dawson Heights and renaming it The Shrapnel...

[Mick Mac]

It's not enough to retire on KK. Stick it all on Rory to win the Masters as he's available at a very generous 10/1. I would.

[KidKruger]

The 'mock' waitrose sounds good, solid product lines and will be fun seeing the dissapointment on propsective customers' faces, however I do feel guilty using my new-found wealth to tease people, I', trying to do something for the community not just the mickey-takers - so I'm afraid this one's in the Maybe pile.

Red - yes I think some kind of statement building is in order. Dawsons heights though, are you sure ? i don't have a better suggestion, so you've got the pointy roof and some extra terracing around the base of the (now) tower. Fairly modest though, like 20 floors. It's now called Kruger's Kliff.

Mick Mac - we must live different lifestyles, I'm sure I could retire on $10,500,000 (IF I wasn't busy providing support for ED's ideas/projects) !!