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I have a dog, and for a long time i thought he was a mute...(ahhhh) to my amazment after 3 years he barked once maybe twice properly at a door to door salesmen (good boy) anyway next door had the f*ucking cheek to knock and ask "can you keep the baking down as its very loud!" WE HAVE HAD HIM FOR 3 YEARS! and this his his first bark!!anyways...there cat (jojo) is free to use our garden as a fucking litter tray...free to piss and cack wherever jojo wants, not to mention the messed up noses at 5am when he gets his arse kicked by a fox!...but if i bring that up she says "im a cat hater and i should not have gravle in my garden!" hahaha....this is by no means a rant as i dont give a toss either way, just wanted to know...erm...not sure what i wated to know....it is now true we are all now thicker for reading this! but hey ho! have a good week!
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I'd recommend taking a little water with it of a Monday night, BBUK.


Thanks for the good wishes for the week, and right back atcha, me old carnation. You've got a right proper well disciplined hardly barking kind of mutt, a credit it to you so he/she is.


And BIG BOOS!! to Jojo and make sure you get the key to the garden gate back from him.


Sleep tight.

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