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I like the Summer weather


But I HATE the Fekkin Flies


Of course everything is kept spic and span in the Curtain kitchen, but still they come in and buzz me and the windows.

Though i'm not keen on inhaling Fly Spray whilst attempting to ELIMINATE each and every one of the pesky things in my house.


However, they are hard to catch and kill. But if you have a plant mister to hand, then a few sprays of water in the air as they pass makes them wet, which in turn slows them down considerably.


THEN YOU CAN KILL THEM TO DEATH-DEATH-DEATH AT YOUR LEISURE


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Does the shop sell a holster to go with that gun ?


I developed the "mist of death" method after the "flick" method caused too much collateral damage. One very precious bone china Charles & Diana mug (complete with gilt rim) was propelled from the work surface whilst trying to purge said invaders. It wasn't a pleasant sight seeing the happy couple in pieces on the floor


The beauty of the "mist of death" is that you actually encourage the fly to fly itself to near exhaustion, adding another, then another layer of water to its flagging body in each misty fly by


The creature usually ends up perched on a window frame, desperately trying to dry off. It's at this stage you can choose your method of execution


I prefer a blast of Mr Muscle or even a squirt of Fairy. However, if you like the sound of a fly being crushed, then a crumpled tissue is quite effective


In all it's quite empowering to know that each time i'm buzz bombed by one, that I can assassinate it with my foolproof "mist of death" method, if I so wish.

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