Innuendos R US !!!

[reggie]

Just finished a game of tennis and this bloke turns up with the biggest set of balls I have ever seen. I gave the man due praise for such a fine display and praised his strength for dragging such a large set across the park in this weather...they were literally dragging along the ground. However I was off home having given my partner a right good seeing to for a good hour in the hot sunshine... we were both exhausted after all that grunting and straining. My shaft was sticky and my own meagre balls were beaten about and depleted.

[LuvPeckham]

Sorry to quote but

Max Miller

"I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on, lady. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage."

Still love it and still don't know why it got him banned from Radio when he did it live on air !!!

[HonaloochieB]

One from the blue book there, I think.

[SimonM]

Yes, as Joseph Heller did not quite say, there's innuendo, there's double entendre and there's sheer filth. With dear Max Miller there was all three!

[LuvPeckham]

My neighbour has a large bush which grows outside her passage

Whenever it is damp and I go up her passage I get a very wet and bush wacked head

Whilst this can be a pleasant experience, I sometimes just want to shoot in quickly without having to duck my head in her bush first.

:-S

[KalamityKel]

::o