Conflicted litter lout on CPR

[James]

I like your interpretation actually! So did my lapdog. Down boy.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Clearly what was described was not litter dropping but litter "placing".

The lady in question was of the upper middle classes, comfortably built and pushing a pram; therefore she clearly is not gainfully employed but sits at home with her children eating Frys Turkish Delight all day.

Therefore, being bored rigid, she entertains herself by wandering around the area "placing" random litter in random hedges as a protest against the drudgery of the confirmist society that we live in.

Were there an CCTV cameras nearby? If there were, in a few years time, we could identify her and take her ID card away, thus relieving her of the right to vote, or is that Zimbabwe?

[James]

At last someone tells the truth!

One question - why is the lady in question eating Fry's Turkish Delight? Surely she would be luxuriating in a bath with a Cadbury's Flake while a lizard scurries across a telephone?

[????]

All hail to the Litter Nazis..I agree. On saturday this non-posh girl (not quite sure what the poshness has to do with this to be honest) dropped her chocolate wrapper as she walked past the bin by the bus stop by the post office so I picked it up and said loudly "I'll pich that up for you" she told me to "Fack awfff"......my gut feeling that age rather than class may have a better correlation with propensity to litter

*awaits torrents of abuse from young posters

[Michael Palaeologus]

James - not sure about the bath - if too much Turkish Delight was consumed then bathing may be impossible; perhaps a shower or a hose pipe and yard-brush? The lizard is possible as little Tarquin's pet Gecko may have escaped.

Quids - you are quite correct, the middle-class "place" their litter, common people drop it. Young people are the worst offenders as they are all smacked out on drugs and cheap cider, demoralised by the too easy exams that they have to take and fuck-wit Media Studies Degrees they are required to sit after their compulsory gap-year vomiting in the gutters of Syney.