My neighbour’s garden

[Bob Buzzard]

I offered to buy my neighbour’s garden as I could do with a bigger garden. They’d still have some patio left. I offered a reasonable large wad of cash (in a good quality envelope) and a contract of sale printed on yellow legal paper from the Post Office but they’re not interested. 

[ed_pete]

Used notes ?

[vladi]

Scented envelope for that cash would  mask the pong of used cash that has been handled by the great unwashed.

[Spartacus]

Bob, how much have you offered them ? 

I can make 25% on it 😏 

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/25075646.hmrc-cash-reward-scheme-whistleblowers-launch-2025/

[Bob Buzzard]

£30k in cash. All above board. My friend, Mick, from The Castle, who lives near a solicitor’s office drew up the contract (on a yellow legal pad) so it’s all bona fide. 

[malumbu]

Maybe consider a stealth operation?  Move your boundary a few cm every few months and hopefully they won't notice.  

They sound unreasonable in any case as your need us no doubt greater.

Alternatively if they like cards and a flutter on the gee gees you could have a game of poker, start with pennies and if it is going well up the staked.  Risky and may backfire which is how I came to live in a caravan, with only the clothes that Iwas wearing. But I would have regretted not going for it.

[Spartacus]

2 hours ago, Bob Buzzard said:

£30k in cash. All above board. My friend, Mick, from The Castle, who lives near a solicitor’s office drew up the contract (on a yellow legal pad) so it’s all bona fide. 

Is that Mick the Fin , Mousey Mick or Mick the taker ? 

Was the yellow legal pad from the well known solicitors postit and notes ? 

[Bob Buzzard]

Mick said he can help move the fence too! Thanks for that idea Malumbu.