low slung arrest

[mamafeelgood]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/21/usa3

i think if this police chief lived in the UK half of south east london and old street would be arrested. god bless the american constitution for safeguarding guns at home and saggy pants, just a shame about all the other liberties they chose to ignore..

for those that can't be *arsed* to read the article this police chief, with the great name of david dicks, is stopping and searching kids with slow slung trousers in michigan and the usual great commotion has risen:

to quote the guardian direct "Your new practice of stopping and threatening young men with disorderly conduct for wearing 'saggy pants' is a blatant violation of the United States Constitution," the ACLU wrote to Dicks in a letter last week.

"Although you were recently appointed chief of the Flint police department, you cannot appoint yourself chief of the 'fashion police'. You have no power to criminalise a style of dress because you find it distasteful. We ask that you halt this practice immediately.""

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Good. Arrest all builders (especially brickies from Penge) immediately for indecent behaviour.

[Brendan]

Does this apply to this newfangled bottom cleavage the young ladies seem to be sporting these days?

[mamafeelgood]

we need to ask dicks if newfangled bottom cleavage counts, we should start writing to the guy and totally freak him out with peculiar british requests.

i also think retrograde arrests should be made of z list celebs with thongs out in the late 90's early 2000's, this could seriously help clear our newsagents of tat celeb mags.

[cdonline]

Tis true. I read it somewhere. There's a direct correlation with the how low the jeans fall on the back crack and their general getting up to no-goodness.

Luckily all my baggy jeans that were falling round my arse, after much drinking, now fit snuggly.