Trying to buy a hearse in this area is near impossible

[jrpfinch]

The amount I see people coffin' up for these things. They must be borrowing up to the hilt. I blame the Russians.

[Loz]

It's the overseas people buying plots in cemeteries and not being buried in them I blame.

[Earl Aelfheah]

Ghost guzumpers.

[jonny vantastic]

I'd kill to get my hands on one. 2 birds really

[maxxi]

My rich neighbours (no, not the horse owners) have two!

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