pun friday - Transport

[El Pibe]

ok, nicking this off a friday competition my mate runs on facebook, you have to do puns based on band names/artists and the week's theme.

This week transport

So 'Mott the Hoopullman'

or 'Horse and Carter the Unsoppable Sex MAchine'

etc

no idea how we choose a winner....

[steveo]

I'd love to join in but I don't understand.

Have you started drinking early?

[ianr]

You mean like a Beatle Drive?

[El Pibe]

so originally it was just a connection ie if subject was 'Water', we might have had 'Emerson Lake & Palmer'

then the puns started coming in, so "Brine Adams", "Katie Perryer"

and it basically morphed into the pun competition.

it's fun there and I thought I'd try it here.....

[red devil]

Led Zeppelin...I like to keep things literal

[El Pibe]

more Volkswagen Beatles ianr

[El Pibe]

nowt wrong with a good literal, but it's the puns that usually win.

THe sex week, my very own "Chas in Dave" was the winner.

last week was 'The Midlands' and Steph's "Crash Test Brummies" deservedly won.

[red devil]

Would be much easier for song titles... Oh Sedan, Oh Sedan, Sedan next to me... #availableforweddingsandbarmitzvahs

[red devil]

DAF Leopard...DAF Punk...

[ruffers]

The Tubes

[ruffers]

red devil Wrote:

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> DAF Leopard...DAF Punk...

Or even just DAF

[red devil]

The BlueByrds...

[El Pibe]

excellent, that's the spirit.

we stick to bands because songs can cause overwhelmed brain meltdonw syndrome, plus it's often far too obscure for everyone to enjoy.

but it's a new game for a new place, so whatever people want really

[El Pibe]

Hitch'ike and Turner

[red devil]

Frank Sinatram...

[El Pibe]

Brian Cross Channel Ferry

[Jeremy]

Grandly Fukced Railroad

[Brendan]

The Carpenters

[red devil]

Billy Ocean Liner...

[Brendan]

You know, because they could have been given a contract to make the benches on a railway station platform. That you would be sitting on when the train is delayed.

Its funny because people in London are cynical and angry about everything.

[red devil]

Billy Stingray Cyrus...

[Brendan]

Captain correlli's mandolin.

[red devil]

The Bee Gee Gees...

[red devil]

Clifton Suspension Bridge Richard (feat The Silver Shadows)...

[DulwichFox]

Grapefruit Dead.