Carry on giving good 'ED

[LuvPeckham]

Okay - so I have an afternoon where I am bored (Norton Internet Security 2009 takes an age to install and Configure)

Help me pass the time, by writing our very own Carry on script here on the forum, based on life in East Dulwich and comments in the forum.

Also which Carry on star do you believe you would be based on either looks, personallity or mannerisms ?

Sadly I have a Sid James laugh (at times) but am more like hattie jakes in build (Man boobs - you either hate them or secretly play wih them) ::o

Okay so the opening synopsis of the story

Our young hero (played by Babs Windsor) has just moved to East Dulwich and on her first day in the area someone 'gooses her up the Goose Green' In the best Carry on tradition she laughs like a naughty school girl and turns around to say "Oi Cheeky don't touch my cheeks!" .....

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Sadly,Alf Ippititimus"has gone permanently aphwaay....