Oh my.....

[indiepanda]

If we're talking nice bodies, then Mark Foster (British swimmer) is gorgeous, and even though he was a dreadful dancer on Strictly Come Dancing, he did come across as being super nice - found the fact he was a bit shy and not a show off somewhat endearing.

Can't say I usually go for the guys with the super hot bodies though... suspect they would want someone a little fitter than I, and I am far more interested in finding someone really easy to chat to than good to look at (though nice eyes and a warm smile wouldn't go amiss ;-))

[Verona]

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[HonaloochieB]

indiepanda Wrote:

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(though nice eyes and a

> warm smile wouldn't go amiss ;-))

I have both of these attributes IP, the trouble is that when I use the warm smile, the nice eyes disappear.

And if I just keep using the nice eyes without smiling, I tend to look like Jeffrey Dahmer.

It's what we doctors call 'Lloyd Cole Syndrome'.

It can only be cured by complete abstinence from alcohol and fattening foods.

It is incurable.

[citizenED]

Oi, Kel, are you suggesting that I am anything other than a perfectly chiselled Adonis? As far as I'm aware you have never seen me in the buff: don't be fooled by the scrawny cast-off clothing, the emaciated gait and sallow skintone. That's just my forum frontage.

BOBFOC? Is that an acronym, or just a specialist forum swear word?

[HonaloochieB]

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch, CED. As any fule kno.

[citizenED]

Thanks HOB - just thought David might've had designs on *Bob*.

[HonaloochieB]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> It's all about perving on hot cock.

>

It's all about previewing, what? Hot Rock? Is Elizabeth Taylor's old wedding ring being exhibited?

You see if those fools from Dolland & Aitchison had been bothered to put a proper advert up, with glasses and all, I might have gone for an eye test, and had a pair of specs within the hour and I could read *Bob*'s post properly.

I don't know, I really don't.

[Annasfield]

"Prawn" is so much better.

Tasty body discard the head.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Annasfield Wrote:

"Prawn" is so much better. Tasty body discard the head.

Is Prawn Cocktail the best of all Worlds then(?)::o

[KalamityKel]

citizenED Wrote:

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> Oi, Kel, are you suggesting that I am anything

> other than a perfectly chiselled Adonis? As far as

> I'm aware you have never seen me in the buff:

> don't be fooled by the scrawny cast-off clothing,

> the emaciated gait and sallow skintone. That's

> just my forum frontage.

>

No no not at all CitED just don't quite think it's you... ;-)

[MadWorld74]

um excuse me...i missed my train back to Ed yesterday because i was having a 'conversation' with my husband about which 'one' I would quite happiliy sleep with/do damage to, even though I was married.

Although ladies, some of those men were so full on in the cock shopping department, I would faint if one came near me exposed!!! I did have a good look and I even said to Mr MW74 I'd have the one standing up...because...well....

anyway those men my God are dangerous.

[MadWorld74]

and whilst I'm in the God Damn Mood!!!!!!!!!!!

Vince Vaughan

Matthew McConaughey

and Ami from Miami Ink Jesus save me........http://www.amijames.com/

[KalamityKel]

Deary me MadW wots come over you!?!

[MadWorld74]

what's come over me...oh sweet Jesus....did you see the pictures of Ami from Miami Ink?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

MadWorld74 Wrote:

Although ladies, some of those men were so full on in the cock shopping department, I would faint if

> one came near me exposed!!!

Please forgive my youthful,innocent naievety but I'm not exactly au fait with,em,"cock shopping"....what exactly is it and where do "interested parties" go to purchase said item(s)(?)

Disclaimer:Naturally I'm enquiring on behalf of a friend.....

[KalamityKel]

well ya see... there's this farm...

[Tony.London Suburbs]

KalamityKel Wrote:

well ya see... there's this farm...

In Hendon or Henlow perchance..?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Henley-On-Thames? Cockfosters? Cockermouth in The Lake District,where?

[KalamityKel]

geography was never a strong subject of mine and of course I'm only going by what others may have said and again not quite directly to me so my directions may be some what unreliable. I do so apologise but I am blonde afterall! ;-) :p

[Tony.London Suburbs]

KalamityKel Wrote:

so my directions may be some what unreliable. I do so

> apologise but I am blonde afterall! ;-) :p

A Girlie who is not good at directions?..I won't have that!:))

TRUE Story...I promise you though it sounds soooo stereotypical I know...

Around 3 years ago,a Ladyfriend "J" who I still see regularly(i.e.when she can be arsed)....was "directing" me to a forgotten street near the Pond at Thornton Hearh. We appearred to be getting progressively further away from our intended destination when I realised the problem after 6/7 mins of nonsense. I pointed out the "problem" and she honestly said

"Well the directions WOULD have been accurate if the A-Z Book was turned up the other way round!"

Yes,she had it upside down and so we went EXACTLY in the right order but the wrong way if youmermget my meaning....she couldn't understand the bleedin' fuss:-$

[KalamityKel]

noooo im good at directions just not listen to or repeating them :p

[Tony.London Suburbs]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> noooo im good at directions just not listen to or

> repeating them :p

Ashtray on motor-bike springs to mind..::o

[jumpinjackflash]

I'm in love with this CSI guy

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Gary-Dourdan3.jpg

phwooaaaarrrrr.

[giggirl]

Nice green eyes

[lozzyloz]

Shouldn't this thread be in The (starting a) Family Room?