Ferret wondered into the actress pub

[Luceannmart]

If anyone is missing a ferret, it's with a resident at the actress! It just wondered through the front door alone. Help me find it's owner

[JeanieB]

Just seen 2 in back gardens of Crystal Palace Road opposite Crawthew Grove. So 3 are on the loose!

[Alan Medic]

What was he wondering about?

[????]

I thought this was going to be "a fella wandered into a pub" type joke :(

[hpsaucey]

???? Wrote:

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> I thought this was going to be "a fella wandered

> into a pub" type joke :(

Me too! This is a bad one:

A guy walks into a bar and sees a horse tending bar, apron and all, wiping out a glass. He stares at the horse for a minute without saying a word. The horse returns the stare and breaks the silence by asking, "Hey buddy, what's the matter? You can't believe that a horse can tend bar?" "No", the guys says, "I can't believe that the ferret sold the place."

[????]

A white horse walks into a pub and says to the Barmen "I'll have a whiskey please".

The barman looks at the horse and says, "You won't believe this but we've got a whiskey named after you"

The white horse says, "What? Dobbin?".

[grace3]

If no one wants these ferrets I will have them, Cheers. 02076409796

[Luceannmart]

The one at the actress is being collected by the RSPCA tomorrow unless an owner comes forward. So if you really want It I imagine you can just call them to say don't bother coming to collect? It's surprisingly friendly, was handled for a long time by strangers and didn't bite once

[civilservant]

see this post about some ferrets whose owner lives near CP Road

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?31,909090,909113#msg-909113

I've tried the phone number listed and it's not accepting calls, though

edited to say I've PM-ed the poster in case it's her ferret

[Tigres Pride]

See post by franki_k in the General section re these ferrets

[Aaryn_D]

Yes !!!!!!

We have our happy ending! Thanks to the above and beyond efforts of No63, the last of the ferrets is home (as of 30mins ago) and being showered with 'welcome back' affection from the other three.

Today, is a good day.

[Dopamine1979]

Ferret wandered into the actress pub and asked 'Do you serve pets?'

Bartender says 'I'm not sure, I'll check with the chef'

:)

Sorry.

I'll get my coat.

Glad it's been a happy ending Aaryn_D

[civilservant]

Some stories have happy endings after all - we are very pleased at the good news