First!

[RosieH]

by hook or by crook, I'll be first in this (not a) book

by egg or by bacon, it seems I'm mistaken

[ruffers]

That is all.

And I might be wrong.

Anyway. Evenin' all.

[SeanMacGabhann]

I wondered if this would occur

What upsets me most is that our postinsg count has been reset to zero - which at least puts me back on level pegging with keef

(surely he won't fall for it this time - not again!)

[Jah Lush]

Mine hasn't so that'll put me in the lead then.

[Jah Lush]

Actually Sean, I just checked and you're way out in front on 7,277 but still a little behind Keef.

[HonaloochieB]

Look never mind all that let's get the Song Game and Word Association threads back up where they belong.

Actually if the last entry on the song game contains the words 'Love' 'Lift' 'Us' 'Up' 'Where' 'We' or 'Belong' that would be sychronicity.

Oh! Or Synchronicity by The Police.

[HonaloochieB]

Nah, sorry it didn't pan out that way.

It worked out with an ABC song a ton times better than that Joe Cocker one, so all's well.

[SeanMacGabhann]

aaaaaaaaaand I say maybe

[MadWorld74]

what the fucks going on?????????

[HonaloochieB]

MadWorld74 Wrote:

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> what the @#$%& going on?????????

That was The Jamms wasn't it? 1987 was in the title too.

[SeanMacGabhann]

On the off chance that MW isn't up to speed and at the risk of patronising - a quick summary

Forum was down for best part of two days - PROPER down. Server upgrades and everything

Several people saw an opportunity to be the first to post when it came back up - to hammer home the point, ruffers even called the thread "First"

I tried to panic Keef into thinking the upgrade reset the number of posts (well, it worked once before)

HlB swerved the thread with references to some of the more popular-if-slight threads and threw an ABC reference in for good measure

So I took the bait and quoted a line from an ABC song

Then you came crashing in as ever with your trademark surely-on-a-macro-key-by-now "what the @#$%& going on????????? "

[????]

I was afraid, I was petrified

[HonaloochieB]

???? Wrote:

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> I was afraid, I was petrified

Pack it in you big tart, you survived.

[Brendan]

As long as you know how to love you know you?ll stay alive.

[????]

*looks round thread for groups of p!ssed girls with arms round each other screeching

*only finds Brendan