HonaloochieB Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 ronniemama Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I know a turkey - i'm married to him.....Oooh, RonnieMama I'm sure you don't mean that. Come on break out the mistletoe and give him a smacker.Edited, because I made an innocent reference to the noise a turkey is traditionally supposed to make and it looked like a stage direction in one of those films you see advertised in the Daily Express.Honestly you have to be so careful. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-152744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 *oh, and children's choirs: the syrupy mush of your heart* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-152766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I have just returned from Twisted Christmas at the Barbican - Jarvis Cocker is my king of Christmas (as delicious now as the day I fell in love with him all those years since). He is the bread sauce to my stuffing, the orange zest to my cranberry sauce, the partridge to my pear tree, the frankincense to my myrrh, the morecambe to my wise, the cool to my yule.I'm now going to attempt to download the weird christmas carol that only my school and kings college cambridge seemed to sing - anyone else sing Three Kings From Persian Lands Afar? It's super-good. Check it: Three beautiful kings (if at 2:08 a tear doesn't come to your eye then you're dead inside and get thee to the bar humbug post) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-152777 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted December 25, 2008 Author Share Posted December 25, 2008 The big day's here at last. My heart is overflowing with joy and goodwill. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-155173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 It's that time of year again, the place is a little dusty but nothing a wipe down with a damp rag won't cure.I'll soon have a nice fire in the grate and 'ere long the kettle will be singing on the hob all the better to prepare hot toddies.And the big surprise is the tree, Dymphna and Georgette planted it and have tended it all year round and there it is in the corner just crying out to be trimmed.In fact anyone coming in today will be made to join in the trimming. Go on, you know you want to.Come one come all for the best month of the year, the only rule is NO GLOOMY GUSSES. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-272149 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Is Bar Humbug coming back too, Hoochiecoochie? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-272151 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 Sorry Moos, but I forgot about rule number two, we do not speak of the 'other place' in here.I find it harshes my buzz. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-272155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 And what is the first rule of Christmas Club? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-272157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 Pay out is on the 5th December and no running off with the boodle? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-272158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 HonaloochieB Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Come one come all for the best month of the year,> the only rule is NO GLOOMY GUSSES.On reflection this looks a little less than inclusive.Look if your name is Augustine and you're feeling a bit depressed don't take the rule as meaning you're not welcome in the Mitzvah.Come on down it's free egg nog and tree trimming day today, all day.If that doesn't cheer you up nothing will. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-272199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 HonaloochieB Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> HonaloochieB Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Come one come all for the best month of the> year,> > the only rule is NO GLOOMY GUSSES.> > On reflection this looks a little less than> inclusive.> Look if your name is Augustine and you're feeling> a bit depressed don't take the rule as meaning> you're not welcome in the Mitzvah.> Come on down it's free egg nog and tree trimming> day today, all day.> If that doesn't cheer you up nothing will.Or Augusta of course. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-272201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 You would have thought that HonnieB wouldn't have recycled last year's Christmas card...cheapskate Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-272213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> You would have thought that HonnieB wouldn't have> recycled last year's Christmas card...cheapskateNow Quids, I can tell you don't mean that to sting, you're just on the edge of busting out laughing you rogue.Now here's a large egg nog and a handful of tinsel, now get trimming young feller-me-lad Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-272218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 I felt a certain chilly tingle today, could it be that snow's on its way?I hope so, walking in a winter wonderland is, well, just so me at this time of year.No two flakes are alike, you know. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-275677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 Come on, you lot, everyone's beautiful at this time of year!!!!!!!!!!I will cheek-kiss all, and you shall each have a Snowball.And what with Wizzard on in the background... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/4695-xmas-hurrah-welcome-to-bar-mitzvah/page/3/#findComment-275930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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