my dog minton

[missteak]

Ate a shuttlecock today

Bad minton

[camberwell70]

Have you tried Blue Cross?

[MrBen]

My labrador Brora once ate a Little Professor kids calculator when I was ten years old after crunching it down into tiny pieces. Somehow he seemed to get most of it out and lived happily for another 8 years.

He also once grabbed a whole turkey moments before serving on Xmas day and walked back to his bed with it, tail slightly wagging. As everyone was seated in the dining room my mum gave it a quick wash and nobody was any the wiser.

[Mustard]

This is supposed to be some sort of joke.

[keekybreeks]

you reckon ?

[????]

My dog Pun ate a dull old thread today....etc etc