Why???

[Xena Worried prince]

I have so many unanswered questions in my head that I thought I would ask people here to see what sort of answers we get

So First one

Q: Why did we wear Bowler hats and why did they go out of fashion again ?

[Reynard]

Thats a very good question Xena.

[KalamityKel]

oooo I have a burning q... why when we drink, say a pint or two, our bodies dont reflect the extra weight?

[Xena Worried prince]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> oooo I have a burning q... why when we drink, say

> a pint or two, our bodies dont reflect the extra

> weight?

A burning Q... in my experience that needs a trip to the Doctors my dear...

I guess the same question in reverse of why when we go to the toilet do we not weigh less by a proportionate amount to what waste matter we have just produced ?

[woofmarkthedog]

Sl*g........

Fancy a portion of pink bowler 'at .....do ya...

[KalamityKel]

woof must u really lower the tone of the place and interupt a serious discussion wiv such language :-|

[Xena Worried prince]

Yeah - You're a bad dog baby and we don't want you around !!!

Or Get down Shep - Ga'wan get down offa the sofa

[Jeremy]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> oooo I have a burning q... why when we drink, say

> a pint or two, our bodies dont reflect the extra

> weight?

Erm... they do, don't they? Your body weight varies quite a bit as a result of water intake...

[woofmarkthedog]

Sozza Kel....

Just that Xena.....she is a right ol' slapper & there is always a double meaning to her questions...

Like once she said "fancy a bone woof" well what dog would'nt ?

Next day.....well blimey...felt like m'kidneys been ruptured......if y'catch my drift, I walked like John Wayne for a bit

...'ave you met her "Xena".......she well built...oh yeah..Adams apple...fun size mars bar.......she's got the lot

Yeah true ....on my life..

W***F

[KalamityKel]

I meant if I was to right now drink two pints of water and then stepped on the scales the w8 of the water wouldn't show...

[Moos]

I think it would, KK, if the scales were precise enough.

[KalamityKel]

really? oooo good thing I don't often drink two pints of water in one go then!

Are you sure?

[Huguenot]

You'd be about 1.1 kilos heavier after two pints.

But if you were holding the glasses when you first tested your weight, and then put the empties down afterwards, you'd be lighter.

Most weighing machines aren't sensitive enough to measure just 1 kilo - even digital ones 'average' your weight over a few seconds because momentum from slight movements causes significant variation in your apparent weight. The 1 kilo may fall within this margin of error.

[Moos]

If you step on a scale holding 2 pints of water and then drank them while standing on the scale it would be completely illogical for the scale's reading to reduce. I haven't tried it (don't own scales) but I'd put money on it.

edited to say I cross-posted with Huguenot.

[woofmarkthedog]

You must sweat a lot between drinking & getting on the scales....

W**F

[KalamityKel]

This may require some testing...

[Xena Worried prince]

Hey kel, also look at the effect that different liquids have on your weight

Beer, Wine, Cider and Gin in 2 pint measures will be interesting (however after the 2 pints of Gin, who cares what anything ways as you will love everyone just seconds before you crash)

[KalamityKel]

how many times do I have to say... I dont drink Gin :p

[Xena Worried prince]

Hence why you would love everyone just before.... oh never mind

[KalamityKel]

Moving on...

Nits/headlice... WHY? Like where did they come from and why do they continue to be such a nuisance?

[Moos]

Now, now Kel. Woof and BBWwhoopssorryImeanReynard aren't that bad. I wouldn't go so far as to call them lice.

[woofmarkthedog]

Ancient times.........that's where they are from

Mini head dinosaurs ......FU**ERS KILL THEM

[KalamityKel]

hehe moos if only I had thought of that! ;-)

[woofmarkthedog]

Well coz yr' thick....thats why

[Moos]

am not fick