You know the crunch is real when....

[Big K]

..you see the main man at Heart estate agents riding up Crystal Palace road on a dated mounain bike with camera slung across shoulder. How is the parking situation in roads juxtaposed to the lane?

[woofmarkthedog]

And he stole that said bike....

[Bellerophon]

Well, it was chained to a tree by the barbers in Forest Hill...:))