Who is going to STAY in East Dulwich and why ?

[HonaloochieB]

Michelleb Wrote:

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> i certainly will not be staying in ED I was born

> and bred here but if no longer feels home, too

> much crime, too much noise and way too many

> people. give me the country or sea any day.

I suggest as the country Switzerland and as the sea the Sargasso.

Now you respond to my response to your satirical post.

We banter back and forth for a while and then agree to meet at the monthly EDF drinks do.

We have a child, meet, have a couple of drinks, get a preacher to make it formal and flirt a little.

Though of course not every/all of the above or necessarily in that order.

But it's pretty much how it's done 'round* here.

Imagine late 19th century Kentucky, but flatter and with no bastard tube connection.

*We are of course the worst sort of hillbillies, but we will of course apostrophize when the word is indicating proximity as opposed to indicating circularity.

Sheeiit it ain't like we's from Catford or suchlike.

[KidKruger]

You lot are mental.

[Muley]

Nah, the worst sort of hillbillies play the banjo, try to shoot you in your canoe and bugger you in the woods- I've seen Deliverance.

People round here play the ukelele

[Brendan]

...shoot you in your canoe and bugger you in the woods

[Muley]

Or bugger your canoe, shoot your ukelele and...actually, no, let's I'm getting out of this hell-hole while there's still time

[HonaloochieB]

No wait, come back I want to get a closer look at that purty mouth.

[Muley]

I can be found most weekends lurking in Dulwich woods wearing a bullet-proof vest and leather hotpants, with a tube of KY jelly in one hand and a paddle in t'other...