Muley

Hola Sofia, My daughter is taking her GCSE in Spanish this year and could do with some extra tuition to help with her studies. We were hoping you would be available to do a face to face session with her, probably for about an hour or two a week and hopefully at the weekend, but we would need to work out the details. Please let me know your availability- it?s probably better to call or text. My name is Ian Hetherington, my number is 07949 592867, and my daughter?s name is Amba. We are on Crystal Palace Road in East Dulwich. Looking forward to hearing from you, Best wishes, Ian

Another recommendation for Gary. First off, my mother in law has a flat that had been trashed by previous tenants and it needed to be redecorated asap, ready to be let out again. Gary pulled out all the stops, even working evenings and weekends to get it ready. It was all done in a matter of days and looks fantastic. We then got him back to repaint the front of our house. This turned out to have some nasty unexpected surprises, with a lot of the plasterwork in the porch blown and damp brickwork underneath. He stripped it back to the brick, treated the damp, replastered and redecorated everything, all looking good as new. Cracking job. I?d have no hesitation in recommending Gary- he?s has a ?can do? attitude and does great work at a very reasonable price.

Crochet. Bloody crochet. Also, having so many cushions on a chair or sofa that you can hardly even SEE the seat or sofa. Especially irritating if the cushion covers are made of BLOODY CROCHET.

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought I once passed a restaurant called Lahore > House, but Google seems to think it doesn't exist, > which is a shame. The Lahore Kebab House was a favourite ours when we lived in Whitechapel. We always called it the La Kebab Whorehouse. It's just off Commercial Street, next to Flick Fashions, whose signage put the L and the I in flick too close together.

Don't bother going up the Shard, far too pricey. Go to the Skygarden instead. It's free, far nicer and you can take a picnic if you like. When you're that high up it doesn't if the Shard is that bit higher, the view is still amazing (and you might be able to see your house from up there)!

They've made a complete pigs ear of disabled parking. A large area facing the car park is closed off by temporary heras fencing around the new playground site, forcing anyone who wants to get to the cafe to go way down around the back of the old 1 o'clock club huts and around to the front to the cafe entrance, quite a hike if you have mobility issues. There is a direct route from the new car park to the cafe, via the old car park site, which I used back in May or early June. This cut-through is also enclosed by heras fencing, but a gate has since been installed and is now kept locked. The fencing seems to separate the site from the access route, so couldn't it be left unlocked? Also, some temporary signage giving directions would be helpful as that car park does feel in the middle of nowhere, disconnected from the rest of the Rye.

Never used the P13 but frequently encounter it when driving up Whateley Road, and they are the only bus drivers who will cheerfully pull in to let other drivers past or acknowledge you if you pull in to let them pass. Most buses would carve up the traffic without a second thought. Good work guys!

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This thread has simply become rather ridiculous. > > Considerate youngsters can ride bikes on > pavements, nothing to see here folks. Blimey, for once I find myself in agreement with Louisa. And edhistory, speaking of legality what about the (usually ignored) legal obligation of drivers to observe the speed limit and to be considerate of other road users? Could that be why parents have their children cycling on the pavement? It's simple cause and effect, so if you want to make an issue of legality then perhaps start here. Personally when out walking I've never experienced anything but courtesy and consideration from kids and their parents cycling on the pavement, and I walk very slowly and unsteadily on crutches (due incidentally to a catastrophic spinal cord injury caused by a car turning suddenly into my path when cycling).

And make the foxes pay for it? Personally, I'll be water boarding any squirrels entering my garden.

For many years I went to see, or at least phoned, my mother on her birthday, October 28th. It was only after she passed away that my Dad told me that her birthday was actually on the 23rd and that I'd been getting it wrong for the last 20 years or so, but she found it hilarious and made him promise not to say anything to me! Sadly she died a few weeks before the arrival of my daughter, her longed-for first grandchild. When she did eventually arrive, my daughter was born 10 days after she was due. On October the 28th.

Indeed. Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.

Spiders. Specifically the ones that constantly spin webs between car doors and wing mirrors, and seem to be impervious to blazing sun, freezing cold, driving rain, car washes or the impact of the wind at high speed on motorway journeys. Destroy one web and a new one will be there next time you look, yet you will never get to see the beast. Just go and live in the garden where you will be tolerated, welcomed even. JUST GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY BLOODY CAR WILL YOU!

I live on Crystal Palace Road. Yesterday I came home with the decapitated corpse of a chicken. Then I ate it's liver with some fava beans and a fine Chianti.

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seabag we agree on something!!! > > Cream/soft cheese for me, or even a nice Brie. > Would compliment the raisens and orange peel > perfectly. > > Louisa. Brie. Brie? BRIE? Brie as in fancy, faffy, condescending, patronising FRENCH cheese? What you want is a big chunky slice of proper Chedder in yer buns. What are you, a hipster or something?