Threads that you never quite had the bottle to start..

[LadyDeliah]

Life without passion is as grey and colourless as middle class ED fashion.

(NB: becoming animated about dog shit and people rifling through bins doesn't count as passion)

[Saffron]

Louisa Wrote:

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> "Ban posts pontificating the pros of eating posh

> food"

>

> Louisa.

What constitutes posh food? Is it the location, price, or actual food itself?

[Louisa]

Possibly a combination of all three, or maybe it's just the bragging about said food that grates the most? I always remember someone on here boasting about have a posh omelette for tea (fratata I think it's called). Why not just say, I had a nice omelette for dinner? OR just not say anything at all.

Louisa.

[red devil]

Lou, is it any different to you saying what type of wine you're drinking?...

[Louisa]

Yes but the difference is rd I don't specify which wine I'm drinking with the intention of making people jealous. Sometimes it's lambrini, some blue nun, it might even be a sainsburys basic Pinot Grigio. It's not like I'm coming on here giving a specific year, grape variety etc on average I pay less than a fiver for most wine I drink. I take your point though. Wouldn't you agree though, there's something really annoying about people talking about fratata's? It's almost on a par with pizza for me.

Louisa.

[Otta]

LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> Are most middle class couples in ED orgasm free?

How do you propose we research this?

And by "orgasm free", are we including solo efforts or sticking to bunk ups with partners?

I don't actually believe for a second that you have ever lacked the bottle to start anything!

[Louisa]

Judging by the number of kids these posh couples have (clogging up our boozers), orgasm free they ain't! They can't get enough of it by all accounts!

Louisa.

[Jeremy]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Why do only black runners make the 100m Olympic final.

We had this thread back in the "Tony london suburbs" days. I was stupid enough to actually take part in that painful conversation.

[*Bob*]

Its' possitive discimmination Jeremy - white workin class lads just dont get a chance these dayz

[JohnL]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Yes but the difference is rd I don't specify which

> wine I'm drinking with the intention of making

> people jealous. Sometimes it's lambrini, some blue

> nun, it might even be a sainsburys basic Pinot

> Grigio. It's not like I'm coming on here giving a

> specific year, grape variety etc on average I pay

> less than a fiver for most wine I drink. I take

> your point though. Wouldn't you agree though,

> there's something really annoying about people

> talking about fratata's? It's almost on a par with

> pizza for me.

>

> Louisa.

Fratata sounds like a Welsh/Irish/Scottish colloquialism for Fried Potato.

[*Bob*]

it's like the bloody Spaniels with their so-called 'tortilla'.

It's an OMELETTE you twats. SPEAK ENGISH FFS.

[*Bob*]

It's like bloody French with their so-called 'omelet'

It's an OMELETTE you poncy eurotwats. SPEAK ENGLISH FFS.

[Louisa]

Exactly *Bob*. I don't mind the natives referring to their grub in the native tongue, but when poncy Brits start talking about 'ya I came home and it was too late for waitrose ya so I knocked up a fratata in the kitchen snort snort'. Makes me feel nauseous.

Louisa.

[red devil]

I agree there can be a lot of unnecessary 'oneupmanship' in some threads, can't remember the fratata thread, but one that springs to mind was someone asking for ideas for a honeymoon destination, wasn't long before we got something like white water rafting down the Amazon. Can't remember if I posted ''a wet weekend in Skeggy did it for me'' but I will next time...

[Louisa]

Yep rd nail on head. Some ponce has gotta come up a ridiculous excuse to brag. Roughing it by buying a 600k 2 bed flat locally and being forced to talk about some bargain basement trip down the Amazon on a gold plated raft.

Louisa.

[*Bob*]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Yep rd nail on head. Some ponce has gotta come up

> a ridiculous excuse to brag. Roughing it by buying

> a 600k 2 bed flat locally and being forced to talk

> about some bargain basement trip down the Amazon

> on a gold plated raft.

This is a much higher standard than of late - KUTGW

[Otta]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Judging by the number of kids these posh couples

> have (clogging up our boozers), orgasm free they

> ain't! They can't get enough of it by all

> accounts!

>

> Louisa.

That only proves that the bloke has "gotten there" once in 9 months. Says nothing about the women, other than perhaps they were hopeful 9 months ago...

[*Bob*]

Some of the menfolk around here don't even look like they have cocks

[miga]

Thread idea: Are sexist/classist stereotypes OK if they're directed at middle class women?

[Louisa]

Honestly Otta, I do struggle to appreciate the number of brats these people have. And it's always that whole ignorant "I let my child do what they want because telling them off is bad karma" or some bollocks like that. You're in a pub/cafe/shop with numerous screaming kids getting in the way of people, annoying them, and is there an apology? Is there bollocks! Control you bloody child you wanted to procreate learn how to teach them to be seen and not heard!

It's not all middle class women miga, but they are disproportionately represented in the category of annoying people. On the fratata topic, anyone be they male, female or yet to decide is also included.

Louisa.

[*Bob*]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> This is a much higher standard than of late -

> KUTGW

No, it's gone again. Ah well.

[Louisa]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Some of the menfolk around here don't even look

> like they have cocks

Does this include you *Bob*?

Louisa.

[*Bob*]

I'm 'all cock', Lou.

[Louisa]

More ball I'd say ;-)

Louisa.

[*Bob*]

I like to think of myself as a tattered frenulum, flapping valiantly against the winds of despair.