Woken up without your trousers today?

[elizlondon]

There's a pair of trousers looking alone and forlorn on Goose Green this morning. Not sure if they're lost drycleaning or if someone had a really good night last night.

[mockney piers]

LOL. I've a mate who had a habit of drinking too much and then stripping naked and serving behind the bar of his local pub. He's a north of the river lad, but i'll text and see if he was over this way last night :D

[elizlondon]

He must have a very relaxed pub landlord!

Dammit, the trousers are gone - I wanted to watch as someone sheepishly picked them up and I missed it (me, a curtain twitcher?!).