The Telephone conversation

[woofmarkthedog]

A black telephone rings

" Hello"

" the poem will only work if James Douglas and James Fitz-James do not encounter each other until the sixth canto"

" Oh.......I see"

The line goes dead, Scott returns to the bookcase to collect his note book.

He puffs on the pipe that isn't there " the sixth canto........ "

He walks round the chair.

"lady in.......?" he duly notes in his notebook.....

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Deleted cos I spout a lot of bollocks after a schooner or two.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was today, 05:23am by Peckhamgatecrasher.

[woofmarkthedog]

A heavy stamp on the ceiling from the floor above.

"Y'drivin me mad......oh y'dun want to see me mad....keep that nonsense down" The irish fellow up stairs bellows.

*A hornet lands on the window, another flies under the door*

[red devil]

'wrong number'...

[flapjackdavey]

"Ah . I see you have the same trouble with your trousers as I do ."

[flapjackdavey]

I',m the threaad killer the twisted thread killer .... why oh why ?

[woofmarkthedog]

flapjackdavey Wrote:

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> I',m the threaad killer the twisted thread killer

> .... why oh why ?

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Did you write "'Allo 'Allo" or haad one to many ?

[Sue]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Deleted cos I spout a lot of bollocks after a

> schooner or two.

>

xxxxx

You turned to sherry, PGC?

Well, not turned into it, obviously .....

[flapjackdavey]

je nais comprende pas :)-D

[Sue]

You can't write French, either :))

[woofmarkthedog]

flapjackdavey Wrote:

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> je nais comprende pas :)-D

BED TIME

[flapjackdavey]

perhaps

[Sue]

I'm off to the Drawing Room to debate the existence of God

Not

:))

[Windom]

You ever worry about becoming serial killer? he asked downing the last of his pint.