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PGC wrote:- What do you mean she's not back to work yet, entertaining 12 to dinner and riding sidesaddle while changing a nappy and breastfeeding?


Well that's not so difficult, there's a lady at Zippo's circus who does that twice a day (when there are matinees).



No! Kenzo is a daddy and he lies around in front of the TV smoking dope all day,


and goes to the pub everynight with his drinking buddies playing pool and darts coming back semi-comatose but wealthier


from his card school winnings.


Yep Kenzo the daddy is living the dream, he has the life O'reilly and us other dads are really envious of him.

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