BBW says

[LegalEagle-ish]

Hi, I have BBW sitting next to me and he is missing the love of the forum, so has asked me to write the following:

"I've been following the social 'faux-pas' at the drinks at Boho on Friday and all I can say is what a fuss over nothing. We all know that if I were to grace you all with my presence, that half of you would all have a babysitter to get in touch with or had conveniently left the oven on.

Say for instance Louisa was to waft in to the room wearing her Dungarees and and all the Dafodils from Peckham Rye in her basket. How many of you would extend your hand to shake hers?

What would happen if Tony was to park his Cortina outside and order everyone a pint of diesel on his slate? Dry tongues all round I imagine.

Basically, we all react differently to each other when faced with the flesh and blood people manning the keyboard. Imagine my surprise when Jah Lush didn't force my nose to the back of my head. He bought me a drink instead. He probably expected me to drink it through a straw.

Can we all turn the tap off concerning this enormous over spill. Can the whole of east Dulwich, or at least those concerned, go to the window in about five minutes and scream out the said window: "I'm sooorrrryyyy"

I'm sure everyone will get the message, sort of.

Yes it's me, making a niusance of myself, except this time I've got my very own editor who keeps pestering me not to swear or leave any crap on the floor.

Take care you lot. It's a sunny day after all."

Ahhh wasn't that sweet??

[HAL9000]

Hi there BBW - hope all is well with you. Hope your come back is progressing well - right now we could use a good distraction!

Take care.