au-pairs are forever

[The Eye]

Ding, ding, ding - dum, dum, dum - ding, ding, ding - dum, dum, dum - ding, ding, ding.....

"Auuu-pairs are foreveerrr, they're all I need to serve me"

"They can't intimidate and leave me, they wont leave in the night, I've no fear that they might, upset meee" da, da - da, da

"Au-pairs are forever.....look one up and down and then address it.....undress it, brand it and possess it"

"I can't see every part, but something yearns in her heart, to be just like me" da, da - da, da

"I don't need herrrr, but to return home she needs me, au-pairs never rule me, for when she's gonnne, another shall coooommmee allllooooooonnnnnngggg" de, de, de - de, de

"Au-pairs are foreveerrr, staring desperately from my little finger, unlike servents the au-pairs linger"

"But they're mere mortals who're not worth going to your purse foorrr.....I don't need a maid, for what would a maid do for me.....au-pairs never lie to me.....for when she's gone......they better send another oonnneeee"

"Au-paiiirrrrs are forever.............au-pairs are foreverrrrr............and everrrrrrrr"

[Jah Lush]

Ha ha! Brilliant. Keep 'em coming.