Favourite quotes

[Ridgley]

No matter how you cut, the cake it still taste the same referring to the Tories

My dear old grand

[Ridgley]

Not all five fingers are equal - meaning not all siblings are the same

My Dear Aunt Zip

[Ridgley]

Never buy a puss in a bag - meaning buyer beware

[flapjackdavey]

"Who the f*ck are you ?!" Peter Cook as Mr Jolly in the Comic Strips' Mr Jolly Lives Next Door.

" Elephant & Castle , stick it up your....... " Ade Edmondson ( also from the above )

[BrandNewGuy]

Museum?! Good things don't end in '-eum' - they end in '-mania'... or '-teria'

Homer Simpson