Keef Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 When challenged by the American columnist and wit Franklin P Adams to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence, Dorothy Parker came up with."You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpinjackflash Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 "I don't do exercise. If God had wanted me to bend down he would have put diamonds on the floor."Joan Rivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we now know we don?t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we do not know we don?t know." - former US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on February 12, 2002 "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 "Things will not be necessarily continuous. The fact that they are something other than perfectly continuous Ought not to be characterized as a pause. There will be some things that people will see. There will be some things that people won't see. And life goes on." Donald Rumsfeld - 2001, Department of Defense news briefing"What a dick !" - KidKruger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 "Ambition is the last refuge of a failure." - Oscar Wilde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Quids, that's one of my favourites too though I'm pretty sure it was Dean Martin, who also said:"you're not drunk if you can lie in the floor without holding on"Hollywood don't make em like they used to that's for sure!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 A true friend always stabs you in the front. Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roll Deep Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Please sir, I want some more.More? More!?!?2008 Treasury bailout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
first mate Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 "Don't try to keep up with the Jones', drag them down to your level." Quentin Crisp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titch juicy Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Winston Churchill upon being told by his Butler that the Lord Privy Seal (who had been disrespectful to him earlier that day in the Commmons) had arrived to see him:"Tell the Lord Privy Seal that I am sealed to my Privy and can only deal with one shit at a time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roll Deep Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Nancy Astor spat: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee!Churchill retorted: If I were you husband, I'd drink it.Cue 'drunk and ugly' snipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 "Could you move down the train please ?" - commuter trying to get on 0751 to London Bridge, 22/01/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "I can resist everything but temptation" Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felt-tip Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 there is no path to happiness. happiness is the path.old man buddha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Man who has sex on the grass Has peace on earth.Bob S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santerme Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch Jack Nicholson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flapjackdavey Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 " let me ask you this ...... shudup ! " Chief Wiggum :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flapjackdavey Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 " you don't fool me that could be anybody's ass !" Mayor Quimby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batgirl Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. ~Robert Gallagher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Wear life like a loose blanket.Anon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid Casual Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "I don't need to be a doctor to know when I've got the sh!ts"My uncle in response to someone stating the bleeding obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsabrina Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."-Oscar WildeThis is definately my favourite, but others include:"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."-Martin Luther King Jr."The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."-Frierich Nietzsche- http://www.postalgold.info/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 "This time next year Rodder's , we'll be Miwwionaires"Del boy Trotter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms_Lilith Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." ? Marilyn Monroe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 "This is our habit" when I asked a chap in provincial North India mountain area why he was picking on the untouchable (dalit) chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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