I remember when

[Narnia]

All of that..........at once? Phew.

[RosieH]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Hmmm., if women are so good at multi-tasking how

> come they can't have a headache and a shag at the

> same time.

Jah Lush! For shame - I thought you were a gentleman.

Gentle sex has been proven* to be a good cure for both headaches** and period pain.

*somewhere by someone but I can't remember who or where, but that's my line and I'm sticking to it

** hmm, although perhaps not hangover headaches

[computedshorty]

.

[Roll Deep]

" All of that..........at once?"

And some...

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/17667_f520.jpg

[SteveT]

RosieH wrote:- Gentle sex has been proven* to be a good cure for both headaches** and period pain.

Yeah, and it gets the phlegm off your chest.

[Roll Deep]

RosieH wrote: "Gentle sex has been proven* to be a good cure for both headaches** and period pain."

SteveT opined: "Yeah, and it gets the phlegm off your chest."

I bet it does Steve, you dark horse you...

 

[woofmarkthedog]

Declan Wrote:

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> I remember when there was a thread about the

> Russian Mafia, prostitutes and used condoms in

> East Dulwich. Can anyone remember who started the

> thread?

________________________________________________________

It was him "CS" again & I was thinking about that twatty post earlier today.

It's probably mikecg or one of his " counterrevolutionarysmashthesystemmangang "

Boring though

W**F

[legalbeagle]

Declan Wrote:

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> I suspect they can but choose not to........but

> it's only a suspicion. We need a survey. Ladies,

> please oblige.

No survey required Declan, you are entirely correct. There is a way of getting us to oblige whilst tolerating our headache, and I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Can't betray the multitasking sisterhood.

[SteveT]

Roll Deep wrote:-

I bet it does Steve, you dark horse you...

Hardly a dark horse Roll Deep, most people see my jokes coming from a mile off!

Legalbeagle wrote:- There is a way of getting us to oblige whilst tolerating our headache.....

Never let wedding cake touch thy lips, nor wedding band on that finger.....would be my guess.

[legalbeagle]

SteveT Wrote:

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> Roll Deep wrote:-

> I bet it does Steve, you dark horse you...

>

>

> Hardly a dark horse Roll Deep, most people see my

> jokes coming from a mile off!

>

>

>

> Legalbeagle wrote:- There is a way of getting us

> to oblige whilst tolerating our headache.....

>

>

> Never let wedding cake touch thy lips, nor wedding

> band on that finger.....would be my guess.

No no no MrT, not at all! Mr Beagle says I'm much nicer to him since we got married! I tut in your general direction.

[SteveT]

Well of course, it's all sweetness and light in the early days legalbeagal................

[legalbeagle]

We've been married for 9 years........

[SteveT]

errr, think you'll like him then legalbeagle when he is nearing retirement

and his hair goes

'n then his teeth go,

'n then his money goes,

'n then your friends go

but obviously not in the early stages, because the first nine years or so is like a honeymoon!

[woofmarkthedog]

computedshorty Wrote:

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> Might it be imagination on your part to suggest

> that I am talking to myself.

, and some times a

> complete fool.

> I only carry on a subject that gets replies of

> interest shown.

> This does with your distasteful message make me

> considder Do I want to remain here?

> Regards Shorty.

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Dear Shorty

*m&m's "Stan" plays in the background*

There's a guy who lives near me who for all intents or purpose would describe him self as a transvestite

That is he wears womens clothes, applies listick & eye shadow

Trouble is he does it so badly, so cheaply & without any charm or taste

So really he's a guy in a dress but lazily alludes to being a woman

We know he's a guy, he knows we know, we know he knows, that we know

So why pretend. Well it seems he likes the attention

He sits in the doctors surgery with a friend "Oh my cock's itcy" he loudly pipes up, seeking more attention. Everyones so used to him that he just gets overlooked. "Yeah that stupid geezer who wears women's clothes" Even my kids ignor him, they don't even point him out anymore

The sad reason people laugh at him, is not out of prejustice but because he's just a crap tranny

Other Transvestites would disown him for sure

So in short he does it because he can

In short I'm sure you too do it because you can

Though you know, that we know, that you are a composite construction, a fake

You're not really a very good "old man" & that's fine, it's an exercise , a run to see how far it can be taken

So don't let anyone but your real self give it up, we'll go along with you, if that's what you want

What gives you away ? Well the language construction is to contemporary, the grammar is deliberately staggered & juddered even.

Though a genuine "old man" may stammer in his speech, his written words still flow,"t's" crossed "I's" dotted, punctuation "proper", catch my drift

Your other posting "characters" give away your technical skills with a computer, to advanced for a man of advanced years.

The syntax and rhythms of your voice is over constructed, & the spelling mistakes too deliberate

An old man who could up load images to a forum could surely use spell check, no ?

So in short "computedshorty" keep up the good "work"

You know we know, you know !

http://www.amazon.com/My-Life-Fake-Peter-Carey/dp/0375414983

W**F

P.s

Oh & I am a "real dog" BTW, all this written with my paws, yes indeed so it was

[legalbeagle]

Actually his hair has already gone, but I'll still love him even when he's a wrinkly old heap in the corner SteveT.

And since you're being so mean I'm not going to tell you the secret.

Shan't.

And you can't make me.

[SteveT]

I envy him legalbeagle, he is a most fortunate fur-less beagle indeed.

[legalbeagle]

Aaaawwww. Well now you made me feel bad for snapping at you! He is lucky indeed. I remind him of that on a daily basis, for which he tells me he is truly grateful.

;-)

[SteveT]

It sounds like a love made in heaven, with you reminding him regularly,

and he not minding, sounds like it could go the distance, you have trained him well legalbeagle. Good for you!

[woofmarkthedog]

Grooming Pervert

[Roll Deep]

[SteveT]

SIT!

[SteveT]

Errrr......"HANG"!

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh "Suprise"

Viscous grooming pervert

In the "lens" though Mr T

In "full focus" as it were.....

"Click Click"

W**F

[legalbeagle]

Mr Beagle has now returned from his curry and beers and is sniggering loudly at this thread!

[brum]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Mr Beagle has now returned from his curry and

> beers and is sniggering loudly at this thread!

Is this a 'clue' to your secret...? Though I haven't a clue myself of what you're on about!