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Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Hmmm., if women are so good at multi-tasking how

> come they can't have a headache and a shag at the

> same time.



Jah Lush! For shame - I thought you were a gentleman.


Gentle sex has been proven* to be a good cure for both headaches** and period pain.




*somewhere by someone but I can't remember who or where, but that's my line and I'm sticking to it

** hmm, although perhaps not hangover headaches

Declan Wrote:

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> I remember when there was a thread about the

> Russian Mafia, prostitutes and used condoms in

> East Dulwich. Can anyone remember who started the

> thread?


________________________________________________________


It was him "CS" again & I was thinking about that twatty post earlier today.


It's probably mikecg or one of his " counterrevolutionarysmashthesystemmangang "


Boring though



W**F

Declan Wrote:

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> I suspect they can but choose not to........but

> it's only a suspicion. We need a survey. Ladies,

> please oblige.


No survey required Declan, you are entirely correct. There is a way of getting us to oblige whilst tolerating our headache, and I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.


Can't betray the multitasking sisterhood.

Roll Deep wrote:-

I bet it does Steve, you dark horse you...



Hardly a dark horse Roll Deep, most people see my jokes coming from a mile off!




Legalbeagle wrote:- There is a way of getting us to oblige whilst tolerating our headache.....



Never let wedding cake touch thy lips, nor wedding band on that finger.....would be my guess.

SteveT Wrote:

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> Roll Deep wrote:-

> I bet it does Steve, you dark horse you...

>

>

> Hardly a dark horse Roll Deep, most people see my

> jokes coming from a mile off!

>

>

>

> Legalbeagle wrote:- There is a way of getting us

> to oblige whilst tolerating our headache.....

>

>

> Never let wedding cake touch thy lips, nor wedding

> band on that finger.....would be my guess.


No no no MrT, not at all! Mr Beagle says I'm much nicer to him since we got married! I tut in your general direction.

computedshorty Wrote:

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> Might it be imagination on your part to suggest

> that I am talking to myself.

, and some times a

> complete fool.

> I only carry on a subject that gets replies of

> interest shown.


> This does with your distasteful message make me

> considder Do I want to remain here?

> Regards Shorty.


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Dear Shorty


*m&m's "Stan" plays in the background*


There's a guy who lives near me who for all intents or purpose would describe him self as a transvestite


That is he wears womens clothes, applies listick & eye shadow

Trouble is he does it so badly, so cheaply & without any charm or taste


So really he's a guy in a dress but lazily alludes to being a woman

We know he's a guy, he knows we know, we know he knows, that we know


So why pretend. Well it seems he likes the attention


He sits in the doctors surgery with a friend "Oh my cock's itcy" he loudly pipes up, seeking more attention. Everyones so used to him that he just gets overlooked. "Yeah that stupid geezer who wears women's clothes" Even my kids ignor him, they don't even point him out anymore


The sad reason people laugh at him, is not out of prejustice but because he's just a crap tranny


Other Transvestites would disown him for sure


So in short he does it because he can


In short I'm sure you too do it because you can

Though you know, that we know, that you are a composite construction, a fake


You're not really a very good "old man" & that's fine, it's an exercise , a run to see how far it can be taken


So don't let anyone but your real self give it up, we'll go along with you, if that's what you want


What gives you away ? Well the language construction is to contemporary, the grammar is deliberately staggered & juddered even.

Though a genuine "old man" may stammer in his speech, his written words still flow,"t's" crossed "I's" dotted, punctuation "proper", catch my drift


Your other posting "characters" give away your technical skills with a computer, to advanced for a man of advanced years.

The syntax and rhythms of your voice is over constructed, & the spelling mistakes too deliberate


An old man who could up load images to a forum could surely use spell check, no ?


So in short "computedshorty" keep up the good "work"


You know we know, you know !


http://www.amazon.com/My-Life-Fake-Peter-Carey/dp/0375414983




W**F



P.s


Oh & I am a "real dog" BTW, all this written with my paws, yes indeed so it was

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