Fantasy POP united F.C

[woofmarkthedog]

Ok...

It goes without saying Pat "David Bowie" Jennings goes in in goal ( it's a given )

But who else & what position..?

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[Jah Lush]

Eric Clapton - right wing. (for obvious reasons).

[Jah Lush]

Noddy Holder - he can play as the holding midfield player.

[woofmarkthedog]

Ohh..

"David Van Day" from Dollar in defense, right back I think

Every team needs a right slag of a man with a fake tan somewhere

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/video/2009/mar/24/channelfive-sun

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[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Jimi Hendrix could take the other little wing.

[Narnia]

Attila the Hun, old fashioned Centre Half?

[SeanMacGabhann]

Cathal Coughlan (Microdisney, Fatima Manions) in holding midfield - the last Cork born man with a chip on his shoulder (Roy Keane) to play in that role did pretty well there

[Narnia]

Narnia Wrote:

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> Attila the Hun, old fashioned Centre Half?

Ok.....I don't know for sure he was musical but can anyone prove he wasn't?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Must have been: he had screaming hordes running after him.

[Narnia]

Van Morrison CF..........a cross between Van Persie and Clinton Morrison!

[Narnia]

Robbie Williams..........every team has someone who's talentless.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Whitney Houston for manager - she can shout from the dugout.

[woofmarkthedog]

Narnia Wrote:

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> Attila the Hun, old fashioned Centre Half?

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OK

Attila , good though he is won't be selected

This is POP utd FC

If that classical lot want to set up a team then we'll play 'em

But Attila is out

My rules, my team

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[jimmy two times]

Gil Scott Heron. His dad played for Celtic.

[woofmarkthedog]

Andrea Bocelli

The blind popera singer is the manager

No1 I've bent the rules

No2 He's foreign & great looking

No3 He has a great sounding name

No4 Imagine him giving you the "hairdryer"

Here is is singing our "terrace song" http://www.tangle.com/view_video?viewkey=a5264ae59cff62c7b02f

( the "pop ups" make it for me )

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[Jah Lush]

Full backs - Chas n' Dave.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Nancy Sinatra for bootboy.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

This could be the shortsighted wanker in the black:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/alvinMOS1005_228x463.jpg

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The WHO all on the bench

[Narnia]

Jon Anderson as Asst.Manager. YES man required.

[jimmy two times]

Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle had a hit with Diamond Lights so they must qualify as well.

[woofmarkthedog]

jimmy two times Wrote:

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> Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle had a hit with

> Diamond Lights so they must qualify as well.

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As...

"Sponge men" Jimmy, defo

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[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Rod Stewart could lead us all in a chorus of "No one likes us" while shimmying down the pitch.

[Narnia]

Paul McCartney would be ok on the Wings. Have you a team yet W**f?

[woofmarkthedog]

We...

Have virtually got a team ( to be announced ) here

Manager & staff in place

Thanks to all you agents for "selling" your players to P.U.F.C

Now we need a "Home Ground" a stadia with perfect POP united F.C credentials to play at...

"Gidea Park " is to far north....

"Isle of Wight" to far south...

Lets push on to a ground now...

Our club motto;

" Is that my line then "

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