One Saturday morning, after a flaming row with my wife, I made my way down Northcross for the usual Blade 2 at Keith's. She knew exactly where I was going and after a few minutes of conversation, me in the chair and with the shop filling up with saturday morning punters, the door flies open. She's in the doorway, red-faced, as Italian as she's ever been, raging :" You total w**ker, never forget who you are, do you hear me, you w***er, never forget it!", she rants and strides off towards Lordship Lane. I could've died; Keith turned to me and said:"Who the f**K was that?" "Just the wife." I responded. "Oh, fair enough." And he just carried on with the cut. Every visit thereafter, he'd always ask me how the missus was, and after payment he'd always, without fail, with the wickedest grin he could muster, turn and say:" 'Ere... never forget who you are!"