Keef

I dunno, home is okay, but unless there are a few of you and lots of cans, it just doesn't have the atmosphere.

At the end of the day, they won the series that really mattered. Remember England were destroyed in Australia in the last ashes, and then went on to win the one dayers. The hard wrk had all ready been done by the Ausies. That said, it is nice to see England looking good, and I hope they can take it in to their test form!

Surely "Jog Before Sunrise"?

Village of the damned? (Clapham)

Apparently you can get snake shite (seriously) in little pellets, but our local pet shop don't do them.

What about Blackheath Village?

Just feel I have to jump in here and say I've always found the "chavs" (as several of you call them) in Threshers to be really really nice and friendly. Some of you feckin people, I swear to God! Anyway, I'm with ????, wine is for dinner, beer and whiskey and Zombies are for proper drinking!

Pope (good name), I think chains are great, and I post on here all the time. I was only in there 10 minutes, and will probablt try again once the initial rush dies down. I could definitely taste alcohol in my cocktail, but just didn't really "dig" the place. Can't understand why they made the bar so small either! Brendan, I got a look from the doorman too, put me off a bit, but then I was looking out for my dealer, so he had a point! :-S Seriously, he probably just has a problem with strikingly attractive 30ish blokes!

But where do we put threads about kids in pubs??? The possibilities are endless! And instead of "Lounged", will a thread be "Familied"? :-S

Come on people, this is a lovely thread. Some people may find it juuuust a little bit creepy, but the romantic in me wants to see it end in marriage, or at very least a bunk up!

Arsenal 1 - 1 Newcastle Bolton 2 - 0 West Brom Everton 1 - 2 Pompey Hull 1 - 0 Wigan Boro 3 - 1 Stoke West Ham 2 - 1 Blackburn Villa 2 - 1 Pool (Barry to score the winner) Chelsea 3 - 1 Spurs (hope I'm wrong there) Sunderland 2 - 0 City

Ha, good one, but actually, the joke thread can be found here.

Wasn't too impressed for the 10 minutes I was in there, but come on, nothing is worse than Liqourish, by far the most naff place in the area!

I think the hope is that Arshavin and Pavlyuchenko could recreate their international understanding at club level.

Was anyone seeing the film for the first time? Come on, tell me you didn't crack up when he told the story of his girlfriend who wore glasses!!!

Yeah well look what happened to the last bloke that tried to get people to be in his gang his gang his gang.

Hopefully for you Berbatov will be flogged for a healthy fee. No point having some tosser who just care about how much money he can make, and you could buy something good with the cash! That said, Ferguson has said he's not too confident of making anymore signings, so Berby may have to rot. To be fair to Bent, he had a good preseason, and you've not exactly given him a lot service in the first couple of games. Agree you need signings though, what about Roman Pavlyuchenko and this on off thing with Andrei Arshavin?

True Jah, true. God, I feel like I'm talking about England 2 years ago (before Joe Cole more or less claimed the position), what are we going to do about that left side? Heard talk of Downing, but doubt Boro would want to let him go, and not really sure if I'd really want him... That said, he's got to be better than nothing, which is what we currently seem to have. Lets resign Harry Kewell! :-S

Okay, now I can relate, why didn't you just say so!

Couldn't say it better myself, it's just I've done 2004, 2005 (the best I've seen), was in Australia for '06, did 2007 (the row night), so think I'll wait til next year now... Plus I'm at Brixton for Biffy Clyro that same week, and I can't be arsed going twice.

Exactly, why are people still posting responses to this?

I'm giving it a miss this year, it's fun usually, but every year gets a bit dull. Plus last time, Mrs Keef and I had a row and pretty much acted out our own Fairytale in New York!

I think it was on the first episode of "Britain from above" where they went to the power station and the guy was readying himself to deal with the after Eastenders kettle rush. Annoyingly we even have to rely on the French to lend us a hand during that surge! Saying that, we probably have to help them when all their power station workers go on strike, so what comes around...

Friend got me Crash & the Titans for Wii for my birthday. Have yet to play, but hear it's very good.