Tarot

If someone has left dark scuff marks all over your vinyl floors,or streaks,rub them with an eraser to get them off quickly.

Well Ill try and find it, but I have to visit Bodiam castle in East Sussek first,cheers

Well there is someone having hot sweating attacks in a premier football club,waiting for their affair with Imogen to be revealed when the gagging order is lifted or the secret gets out. Rumours have it that maybe one day a woman would have had all the team, barring the gay ones, now would,nt that be the hottest story on the planet, No wonder these players get all moody and lose matches.

I do need a holiday,thats why Im off to good old Kent this weekend,probably land up in a good old country pub,then crash out in a tent,cant wait.

If you are taking a long journey,this could be useful,fold your map to the area you will be travelling in. Attach this to a clipboard,and keep this at hand so you can check your progress.during the rest stops along the way.

later

Right on down-Elvis.

mother

How about switching to cantinas then,nice glass of veno.up till the early hours, mandolins playing.

Huncamunca, I see you edited your thread.about a high powered rifle. What do you read, Viz,or the moron times.

tease

I,m surprised no one has speculated on the forum, about Catherines dress,my textile arty types are all having a little wager on who will be right, there is a prize of a little sureshot camera. Maybe other little groups could do similiar,any prizes are fun. I think kates dress will be a white brocade satin slender Edwardian style dress.bridesmaids,in lilacand white. The queen will wear pale blue, brides mother will wear pale green,Anne will wear lemon. William will wear his uniform. Some say she is going to turn up in pink cage carriage, wearing a massive frou frou dress, twenty layers deep,just like the travellers.LO.L

Both creatures, are equal in their own world but not welcome in homes.

chips

Many have asked for athread just about pets,care, and advice exchange, lost and found, but the sub; Admin at the time said no. Maybe in the future it would be more easier.

What do you want- Adam Faith.

Bit pointless,all the really high powered rifles, hundreds of them concealed on all the high places everywhere, would send your miserable,twisted head into perpetual darkness,no reward in that, and you,d miss the wedding.:X

There must be a strange anomaly in Sainsburys,there amongst those rows of shelves is a strange entity that csuses people to lose it, violently sometimes. Mothers attack their children they in turn kick and scream back,peircing screams are heard from distreesd toddlers, men mumbling madly into mobile phones,to ask for guidance to certain shelves in that strange world. Robotic shelf fillers who dont know where anything is.and block aisles to hype up your already raising pressure. It is a place you should be alert,look for full up trolleys sure sign they are already overspent and stressed liable to explode at the check out. Supermarket mind control has won,if you have a bagful of cakes, chocolate and coffee.and frozen chicken,crisp, and coke. You have been taken over.

rub-a dub=pub,ye olde english word of public houses where people could have a social gathering, before Tony Blair tried to imitate the continental bars with outside chairs and tables, all over the bloody pavements. I would say that Brittain is losing a lot of its traditional identity. Fings aint what they used to be, and before anyone says thats good its not.

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jacket

Then again if you have got a good understanding date or mate,you only need two straws, then you could have half a pint each.so the ?4,10p wouldent matter would it.

Must be the these expensive drinks i.ve had.:)) mind you I was in a country pub once,and nearly got clobbered by a hanging basket when the chain snapped.

Is that you Morse?

mickey