A sinner arrives in hell, and the devil shows him three rooms, and says. "You have a choice to pick one of these rooms to stay in for all eternity.In the first room were people rolling around in blood and guts,in the second room were people slashing one another and wailing. In the third room people were up to there necks in crap and drinking cups of tea. Well thats not too bad he said,at least they have a cup of tea. Right the devil said get in. He gets in sips his tea, and a bell goes off, the devil shouts "tea breaks over heads down.