5 men sat in a bar. Mr Pellegrini, Mr Mourinho, Mr Rogers, Mr Wenger and Mr Moyes. Mourinho bought the first round, he bought 5 bottles of Sagres. Wenger got the second, 5 pints of Stella. Pellegrini got the third, 5 large glasses of Chilean red wine. Rogers got the fourth, he bought 4 pints of Guiness and passed them to Wenger, Pellegrini and Mourinho. Moyes piped up, "err where's mine?" Rogers said 'this is the fourth round pal and you're not in it!"