'bout now Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bluerevolution Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > A Liverpool Fan, a Man u fan and a Man City fan > > are climbing a mountain and arguing about who > > loves their team the most.. > > The Liverpool fan insists that he is the most > > loyal and he yells ?this is for The Reds ?and > > jumps off the mountain.. > > Not to be out done, the Man City fan > > professes his love for his team > >and buys the mountain, pushing everybody into > oblivion. > > > Fixed that for you! Cheers for that- we can now stand proud and say to ManUre, Chelski, Liverpool and Arsenal- see we can copy you and buy silverware too ! Manchester United's dressing room minutes before kick off in the derby; "Right I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue shit. Remember the bastards did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you don't win, those cockney fuckers at Chelsea will have 6 points on us. Now I don't care if you kick, punch or head-butt your way to victory, you must win this. Good luck." Then Sir Alex walks in and says, "Thanks ref, I'll take it from here."