Bluerevolution

'bout now Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bluerevolution Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ?200m Lol ! > > > ?? Where do you get a figure of ?200m for the party? Oh, of course we "bought" the FA Cup didn't we. PMSL

Dave goes to the doctors and tells him his wife is having problems when they have sex After a series of tests, the doctor concludes his wife suffers from overheating during sex He instructs dave, the next time they have sex to put a fan on but Dave's a skinflint so asks his mate to waft a towel After 10 mins of sex Dave says to his mate give me the fucking towel do you want to have a go? his mate says yes ok after 2 or 3 minutes Dave's missus explodes all over the bed, and has the most intense ogasm ever Dave looks at his mate and says "now that's how you waft a f****** towel"

Looking at your username ..............

I doubt any would give certified ID unless they have known you for three years or more. What do you all need this ID for? Might be better off getting a copy of your birth certificate

Was worth the wait-tick tock

I only have to get lucky the once BWAHAHAHA

You ate them, wonderful BWAHAHAHA tick tock !

?200m Lol !

Oi Rags, this is how you celebrate http://www.mcfc.co.uk/Video/Features/City-legends-do-the-Poznan can't see much of that from the 300 that ManUre supporters that can make next Monday if Sunday is anthing to go by.

Lol !

He's looking for a new driver though !

Ryan Giggs what a career. Has been in 7 FA Cup finals, 5 league finals, 3 champions league finals and 1 Big Brother quarter finalist...

Ancelotti sacked, not nice Chelsea. http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~2364758,00.html

Minded me of when I lived in Stranraer, very sad programme

Atticus, don't spoil the dream but yeah, with a 12 goal advantage over us not gonna happen-next season ! Prediction for 2011-2012 end of season City, Spurs, Swansea, Everton ! ;)

Wahey 3rd, all we need now is to beat Bolton 12 nil and Everton to beat Chelsea 1 nil and we finish second. SP Dross? No mate, noisy neighbours banging on the wall, we've had 20 years of pisstakes but Hello, hello, City are back,City are back, Hello

West Ham party fracas http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/17/west-ham-hotel-brawl

Naughty Millwall

Mick, they beat us in the longest losing streak to, we only lasted 35 years without an accolade, they managed 37 years before us !

Man Citys FA Cup winning trophy bus parade starts in Manchester City Centre then through Ancoats, Beswick, then onto the COMS ...... The Rags bus parade starts at Pall Mall, via Westminster past Big Ben, then to down Surrey across to Devon and Cornwall, then over to Dublin, Belfast and a quick visit to Wales via Korea and Japan!

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 19. > > That is all. > > :)) The average IQ of a ManUre supporter?

Truly am gutted for West Ham see you season after next. Well, I have been quiet !

It's basically online TV broadcast from abroad. It's legal in your own home but not to a wider audience-pubs, clubs etc. I get a list for just about every game being played

Cheeky ! Come watch with us www.thecitypridepub.co.uk