Wilhelm

I was really hoping this thread was about master fabulist Garth Marenghi.

What Oopnorth said. Triffic afternoon

Bugger.

My fear of dogs is rational. And isn't a fear, more of a dislike. Am I going to Mogadishu or not, please advise

So.. the upshot is we're all in favour of banning dogs?...Yes?

Top of the morning all. I am fully equipped with deck chair, opera glasses and chilled libation, so please keep 'em coming. Classic EDF

Just got the tv guy. Think laterally.

Nice one Otta. Just slightly addictive!

Again... just out of interest.. anyone commenting on this thread from SA?

Just asking... Anyone commenting on this thread South African?

Peter Odemwingie seen heading for the airport?

The cannabis farm was above the Threshers. Or so I heard.

I try to use my powers sparingly.

You're welcome. You may may remember it from the Lucozade ad featuring Daley Thompson.

'Phantom of the opera' by Iron Maiden