TheArtfulDogger

Hi Quids I prefer my real name of "Artful", sadly I heard that BBW was put down a while ago for being a bad puppy, which is a shame as I would have enjoyed meeting him... this is one game of Mr Wolf that sadly doesn't have a Wolfie in the lead role... Sorry Horsebox, you fell at the 25th Hurdle there... never mind, pick your self up, dust yourself down and I am sure a nice young person will take sympathy on you whilst you are crying... (who knows they may even give you a sympathy sh*g too)

Miss Rosie Hanibal With a compelling argument like that, and providing it is done behind your back, then you and you alone can call me Dogger

Is BBW back - how exciting, can't wait to meet him

Dearest RosieH When you turned down my offer of 2 up 2 down (front and back seats of the Austin Allegro) you used to call me Artful, why change the habit now (I do so hate being called by my last name don't you Miss Hanibal)

Today a good friend of mine started a conversation about wanting to take 5 years out of work to study and she is looking for a Sugar Daddy to support her during that time As a kept woman (and this applies to Toy Boys in reverse) is she not just prostituting herself for money? It strikes me as wrong, especially when us men get arrested for paying for the oldest trade in the book, yet how often do you see Sugar Daddies arrested for supplying a penthouse flat in exchange for sex ? Wouldn?t happen in the Horniman car park on a Sunday night I can tell you !!!

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What on earth is going on here Got lucky with one eye, no teeth molly for the weekend and look what happens to a simple question not cool for

It wasn't me, I was in a different car park at the time of conception (17:27 I believe)

I like Boots myself Good place to get a torch for night time car park visits, and if you are lucky the girl behind the counter will split a packet of three for you

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ludoscotts Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > hi I have a friend that is in search for a lady > > friend. He is lovely although slightly > > excentric!he is late 30's he works in theatre, > > well read,not overweight but not slim. Tall, > dark > > hair, incredible sweet and interesting and > would > > love to meet a lady. As he works in theatre its > > hard to meet people due to the hours he works > so > > is still single. if your friend would like to > meet > > someone who is lovely but quirky send me a pm. > __________________________________________________ > ____________________ > > Or... > > Tall single "nite worker" male with hair WLTM lady > for final journey of self discovery before turning > 40 > Weird & out of shape insomniac ( but not dangerous > ) > Interests. Theatre, frocks & Musicals > > > That should do it.... > > > > W**F Woof I can't believe you have let my (Victoria) secret out of the bag

Pssssssttttttt

who is this sucker

I confess but only because she couldn't blow me :-$

Lord above it wasn't me guv, you have mistaken me for someone else, I didn't touch her at all http://computerkiddoswiki.pbworks.com/f/kids-250x250-red-riding-hood.gif

oh dear I for one don't (well not unless you are in a ford capri 2.0L and wearing a paper bag on your head dearie)

Woof that sure beats fish fingers !!

Woof All this talk of doom and death is making me realise how pitifully short our lives really are It is making me more and more depressed I'm off to Sainsburys car park to see if anyone wants to share their love for life with me

It's his laugh, so obviously fake, When ever I hear it I want to run screaming from whatever car park I am in at the time...

Rose Now that's just uncalled for, You and Mickmac have just punctured my ego. Pam may have been a bit plastic, but she had feelings and I felt like I had let her down. No matter what I just couldn't get her to re-inflate that passion afterwards

I had a female friend once She was lovely, but after I had her that was the end of that friendship :-$ Artful

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before going out last night, I watched bits of Sports Relief and the sketch of 'Smithy' accepting his 'coach of the year award' Got to say, the bit at the end when he tells the athletes it isn't about book deals, agents and stuff has to be classed as 'Never a truer word said in jest' if I ever heard it... Artful