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TheArtfulDogger

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  1. Can anyone help? A little while before the bank holiday weekend, I was admiring a beautiful sun in the sky, but now it's nowhere to be seen. It's a large round disc, sometimes yellow, sometimes orange and occasionally a beautiful dusty reddish pink, it's a much missed and loved thing and I dearly want it back. It used to be located in an east west direction and if you see it try not to look directly at it as its shy, but please make sure it comes back. Please look in your garage, shed, under rainbows or behind clouds to see if it's stuck somewhere as I'm sure it's out there lost and alone and the heavens are crying without it!
  2. If frogs catch it will they get better or croak?
  3. I tend to find it easier to just throw the oven away and get a newer cleaner one installed No more burnt on casserole and no messy chemicals As when we die we all turn to dust, I don't dust the house either incase I sweep up a friend
  4. mr.chicken Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Someone's cut the tubes on the pneumatic car > counter on Calton avenue. It looks more like a > deliberate disablement of it rather than kids > vandalism. > > One dulwich supporter? Careful, this edges very close to slander
  5. Estranged adopted siblings confront natural father about his Empire building obsession
  6. Woman and cat clean ship of unwanted vermin before a nice long cat nap
  7. redpost Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You spent your time photoshopping that? if so, > that's really quite sad > I suspect no sadder than spending time posting on a forum to be honest but hey ho, how I spend my evenings creatively is my business but thank you for your concern about how happy I am (very by the way.)
  8. I have a wild theory how all of this has happened. After a council meeting, the leaders had a few beverages and held a secret cinema event where they watched a film similar to the movie poster below. After a few more drinks they started to believe and devise plans to save us all and before we knew it the monstrous "Healthy Streets" baby was born screaming and kicking. Of course it's just a wild theory with no basis in reality but looking at the statistics quoted by the council, reality obviously doesn't matter!
  9. Man dies, woman makes wonky pot
  10. Frustrated wife serves dominating husband cock au vin
  11. I was a "fluffer" on a film set in Soho in the 70s I still gag at the memory
  12. It's always nice to see a well maintained bush out front
  13. Crucifix
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