TheArtfulDogger

Bob Buzzard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alan Medic Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > The Mrs must know the builders really well now > > Bob! What's next? > > > That's the thing - I can't think of what to do > next. Helicopter pad so Mrs Bob can get express help from the flying builder when you get woodworm in your joist or a sagging member that keeps your extension up ?

For some reason I'm reminded of a joke It begins something like "why did Mr. Chicken cross the road?" And if I remember it correctly the answer was "To block off the highway to all cars" But I could have it wrong so if anyone else has the right answer feel free to correct me.

If frogs catch it will they get better or croak?

I tend to find it easier to just throw the oven away and get a newer cleaner one installed No more burnt on casserole and no messy chemicals As when we die we all turn to dust, I don't dust the house either incase I sweep up a friend

mr.chicken Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Someone's cut the tubes on the pneumatic car > counter on Calton avenue. It looks more like a > deliberate disablement of it rather than kids > vandalism. > > One dulwich supporter? Careful, this edges very close to slander

michelle7984 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My husband and I went to Jaflong Indian Restaurant > on Sunday we decided to have the buffet, all ok to > this point when my hubby needs the loo so off he > goes so does all staff in the restaurant and as we > are the only customers I was sitting alone not too > bad, when my husband returns we had to wait for > the waiter who eventually shows up again he then > gives us plates to help ourselves to the buffet > when a very heavily pregnant lady comes in and > politely asks if she could use the loo to which > this waiter says abruptly toilets are broken so > she leaves, by this time we were just about to sit > and eat the buffet food so I asked my hubby oh > didn?t you go to the loo? He replied yes so I said > oh the ladies loo must be broken then so I asked > the waiter and he said no and pointed to where the > loo was!!! I asked why he had said it was broken > and he replied she is not a customer I mentioned > the fact she was pregnant but he did not care she > was not a customer. To top this he over charged > for very mediocre food the menu stated buffet was > ?7.95 but he charged ?8.95. I will never go there > again absolutely disgusted by the monetary greed > of this place considering bad service as well as > refusing a pregnant lady to use the loo because > they was not getting any custom from her I can > honestly say they have lost any future custom from > me and I hope other people will feel the same. Wow So they charged a pound more, did you have any extras that weren't included in the buffet ? Hardly monetary greed if it was ?10 on a ?70 meal then yes that would be but a quid possibly covers the extra cost of protecting you as tables have to be further apart, toilets cleaned between customers and so on. Did you complain at the time or afterwards or just come on here to vent? As for the toilet, in this covid safety world very sensible of them refusing a non customer access, the lack of the ladies details being recorded (as she isn't a customer) presents a problem for track and trace so I have absolutely no qualms with them doing this. Your post sounds more like bitterness or failure to understand that there is a pandemic still outside your door. You say you won't be returning, and that's your choice but I suspect after a toxic rant like that it's them who are the winners. Ps I see you didn't complain about the food so it couldn't have been all that bad now could it.

Estranged adopted siblings confront natural father about his Empire building obsession

Woman and cat clean ship of unwanted vermin before a nice long cat nap

redpost Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You spent your time photoshopping that? if so, > that's really quite sad > I suspect no sadder than spending time posting on a forum to be honest but hey ho, how I spend my evenings creatively is my business but thank you for your concern about how happy I am (very by the way.)

I have a wild theory how all of this has happened. After a council meeting, the leaders had a few beverages and held a secret cinema event where they watched a film similar to the movie poster below. After a few more drinks they started to believe and devise plans to save us all and before we knew it the monstrous "Healthy Streets" baby was born screaming and kicking. Of course it's just a wild theory with no basis in reality but looking at the statistics quoted by the council, reality obviously doesn't matter!

Man dies, woman makes wonky pot

Frustrated wife serves dominating husband cock au vin

I was a "fluffer" on a film set in Soho in the 70s I still gag at the memory

Deeds

Job

Dimes

Collar

Dames

House

Drown

Duster

Third

Bleu

It's always nice to see a well maintained bush out front