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TheArtfulDogger

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  1. WTF you two Sounds like tips for mob members to get rid of dead bodies Now piggies, they will eat anything Brick Top: I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh!t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
  2. wtj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Went tonight and was really impressed. Will > definitely go again I emailed the Pope about this rare miracle (a positive review on the EDF ) and he agreed to make a saint out of wtj... The miracle on lordship lane will be preached up and down the country tomorrow morning as a result Got to admit I like the place as well , but don't tell anyone (shssshhhhh )
  3. Woman (sorry ello ello memories lol)
  4. Similar here, reported it as suggested above two weeks ago and got the standard "we will resolve it in two working days" ... Then nothing Lol maybe it's art of a plot by Southwark to make us pay for all recycling 🤐
  5. Sadly armoured car blagging isn't possible these days due to tracking technology and exploding dye security boxes You could try extortion or loan sharking both slightly dodgy or the protection racket had a few vacancies in the area Failing that set up as a local council and charge people to park on their own streets (shocking I know but good Money) then take it further and charge for taking away their garden waste which they have already paid for in their council tax, and fine anyone who's mad enough to put anything in the wrong bin, whistle too loudly or breath in fresh air 😉 Sadly getting paid to be on Jeremy Kyle has been taken out of the equation (just think of all those kids who will never know who their true father is 🤔) Failing that, as pointed out earlier, go honest and do a decent days work PS I think there are a few corners left locally where you can shake your booty to advertise the oldest profession !
  6. There's a rat in me cloche what am I gonna do? There's a rat in me cloche what am I gonna go? I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna fix that rat. DulwichFox you open your mouth you don't talk, you shout And you give every body the blame, But when they catch you up, They will shut you up And you got no one to blame [Chorus] There's a rat in me cloche DulwichFox you out on the street, You practice lies and deceit And you scandalize my name But when I catch you up I'm gonna pull you up I'm gonna check-out inside your brain [Chorus] When yo deh pon the scene, DulwichFox you make everyone scream Because they know your so unjust But when they catch you up They will kick you up Because you someone they cannot trust [Chorus]
  7. DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I do not like Cheese and I do not like tomato. So we now can guess what flavour crisps you voted for as your favourite flavour then ...
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