TonyTouch

Yeh, found some stuff this morning in a hedge which may be schoolteachery, I found an apple, a biro, 32 nicorette patches (8 missing), a Collins Thesaurus, some chalk, a condom (unused in packet), a few sheets of lined A4 paper, a set square and a calculator stuck together with Hubba Bubba, a Hello Kitty purse with a five pound note and three loose fags and a lighter, 2 mobile phones (switched off), a piece of paper with 'Melanie's Number Class 4b:x 07934 300111 xxx' written on it, a sandwhich box with old pastrami with dill pickle sarnie's in it (uneaten (waste) ) and a P45 for a caretakers job... hope this helps.

Terrible PaddyKelly, basically you've got a couple of options in my view. Pop a wheelie or two and knock'em over or train a couple of small chihuaha like dogs to attack them. Make sure the small dogs are concealed in a pannier on the rear of the cycle and if such an incident should happen again, pull a makeshift cord (I'll email you the PDF instructions)which will release the dogs, giving the assailants an unnerving surprise... good luck and go get 'em!!