cowbearuk

Penthouse, Playboy or maybe even Readers Wives, but....The Tube Journey Planner???? - YUK

Hi Batdog, Thanks...an exorcist? mmmm! great idea but Bobs head hasn't been spinning around spewing 'chum' around the lounge or has he been levitating above the dog basket....yet anyway. I have never experienced such bad luck in such a short space of time, not sure what to do next?

Sean, a pint would be good....I have been quiet of late, my bloody fingers hurt!! 'Bob' had another fit today so I am feeling terribly sorry for myself, I will buy you one or more back if you could lift this curse. I am a sad lonely bear at the moment, need a hug in a 'guy sort of way'......well..whatever!! xx

OK, so I didn't get off to a great start with my 'breast feeding' threads, that's no reason to place a curse on me, my terrier and front door. I need to find the 'witch' who since registering on the forum has:- Caused me to break two fingers in car door break off key in front door lock Caused my terrier "Bob' (sorry Bob, he's really called Bob) to suddenly have unexplained fits - pills, injections and MRI scan costing a mere ?1400.00 so far. So if you see a chap walking around Northcross Road today with his left hand in plaster dragging a half drugged terrier on a blue lead, please say 'Hi'. Any thoughts who the Witch could be? or how to shake off the curse (curse as in curse not STD version). It's not you is it Sean? Thought we were mates.

Or Try ** WOBBLY CARCASS ACHES ** bit tricky this one (I think?) - clue - The owner of this establishment couldn't decide where to bank the takings (3 establishments) Nothing to do with anagrams, if you were buying mussels, would you choose Moxons or Borough Market?

Hi Guys, turn my back (never on a Cowboy) and the games gone mad, some great ones coming out. Slight change here, try mixing and matching shop or store names in Lordship lane and surrounding streets, to include cafes, garages, basically anyone selling their wares. Try an obvious one first, then we are off!! ** WELL MANIAC IDOLISER ** being TWO 'shops' or you could always ** SLASH SKINFLINT NECROPHOBIA ** the result of visiting these three booze orientated establishments?

HI KO, Yes Sean and Dulwichmum get a hug, not sure they would accept it. I have been a bad boy venting my anger on them. Mind you, now I know Sean shops in Roullier White, he could well become my hero. I love those boys in there, always so helpful and willing to please. I can't go back into my Breasts Thread, I have had too many death threats.

Asset, yes, hug on the way!!

Polly, KO seems to have beaten me here, mind you from yours I got Mucky, Unmelodic Whimpers!! Clue for mine:- as in my first posting, if I no longer snuggled with them? Finally a real cracker!! Again, male & female, the male has both christian and surname as his forum name and the female sounds like an old victorian music hall performer:- "Obliterate Mangiest Charlatan"

KO, you are BRILLIANT!! From "WILD HUMANE SCUM" you get a male and a female forum person. Clue:- I apparently slighted them both in my Breast Feeding in Shops thread. Get this and I will hug you, slightly. CBUK

Well done Polly D, the correct answer is Bob, Keef and Asset. Your turn?

OK, Put the Breasts away for a minute, take a a break. Let's play.......Anagrams? Easy!! just pick a few of your favorite forum names totally at random, mix and match and put them in the Anagram mixer. It's fun to see what pops out. For example:- If I snuggled up with Sean and Dulwichmum = CowbearukSeanDulwichmum = "Cow Lukewarm, Bad Eunuchism!" Dominitianus (and) Ondine = "Is Nude Domination" (Dom does love his Penis) SO, from "Sob Beefsteak", you should find no less than three of my personal favorite forum idols, any ideas? This is easy, "Wave Large, Avid Chew" is another educated forum lady? Come on, go mad, forget those pendulous breasts and play.

Oh Perky Incomes or Mockney Piers, pretty obvious from the IP addresses where the postings originated from, have you been peeking inside the administrators drawers? When was the last time one of your postings generated any interest except for the occasional coma? Ho Ho, How original and dull. Ta Ta.

Bob....I am really growing to like you (hee hee)...a lot. If I ever have another Brokeback Mountain reunion bash over Dulwich Park, you and Keef are definitely invited. I'll keep this as short as possible. Well, finally, our BF friend in Nero's has been made aware of the attention her activities have attracted on the Forum. Can't demonstrate the expression on her face with any suitable 'smiley', let's just say.......she is really pissed. I guess by now she would have seen and read through the thread from the Internet Cafe, approximately 16:20pm. Her husband seems a fit chap, and judging by the plaster and paint covering his face and hands, could be the building type (don't get too excited Louisa). I am no coward but I just remembered a holiday I should have taken a few weeks back. Ta Ta.

Hi CWALD, of course it doesn't mean you are African, just well educated and obviously degree material. Mind you, African AND with a law degree, you could then give Diane Abbott a run for her money, or better still, run her over. It's just I think our African Queen is really from Dorset, not Nairobi. I could be wrong?