Ladygooner

Yes, I saw it - I don't thing "Heritage" Builder or whatever his name was will get any more business - it was a bodge job from beginning to end. Felt really sorry for the home owner. I am guessing the council will recommend the demolition of the extention and start again. The Polish guy was well and truely shafted by that couple in Slough - no doubt they are shame faced this morning after watching the programme. Hope that builder gets lots more work now.

Is he the one who makes cheese now?

Bump! If there are any books left over I don't mind taking them to a Charity shop or putting them on Freecycle the next day?

Kevin Maguire - political editor of the Mirror. Really brightens up my day when he is reviewing the papers on the BBC! Jah - can you get me an intro?

I think you are looking for The Family Room

UEFA CUP DRAW GROUP A: Schalke 04, Paris SG, MANCHESTER CITY, Racing Santander, FC Twente GROUP B: Benfica, Olympiacos, Galatasaray, Hertha Berlin, Metalist Kharkiv GROUP C: Sevilla, VfB Stuttgart, Sampdoria, Partizan Belgrade, Standard Liege GROUP D: TOTTENHAM, Spartak Moscow, Udinese, Dinamo Zagreb, NEC Nijmegen GROUP E: AC Milan, Heerenveen, SC Braga, PORTSMOUTH, VfL Wolfsburg GROUP F: Hamburg, Ajax, Slavia Prague, ASTON VILLA, MSK Zilina GROUP G: Valencia, Club Brugge, Rosenborg, FC Copenhagen, Saint-Etienne GROUP H: CSKA Moscow, Deportivo La Coruna, Feyenoord, Nancy, Lech Poznan AC Milan in Portsmouth! Who'd have thought it Ratty!

Scotland

I have always gots my jabs free of charge from Melbourne Road Surgery - but you might have trouble getting an appointment!

Well that was a better performance from our boys! Have to say the penalty was a bit soft - still not complaining!

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's hilarious, it made me laugh out loud. Me too, which is why I thought it deserved a larger audience!

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.' NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

I only used Sainsbury's once - 10 replacements sent for items I had requested - for tissue I got nappy wipes! Have used Ocado a couple of times and they were 100 times better.

Remember Chav - you are only as old as the man you feel!

Well done to Hull - what a fantastic goal from Geovanni. Not sure what happened to us today but it sure ruined my weekend!

Carling Cup fourth round draw: Sunderland v Blackburn Rovers Arsenal v Wigan Athletic Chelsea v Burnley Swansea City v Watford Manchester United v Queens Park Rangers Stoke City v Rotherham United Brighton & Hove Albion or Derby v Leeds United Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool - should be interesting return for Robbie Keane!

'kinn hell!

Everton 2 v 1 Liverpool (sorry Anna and Keef) Aston Villa 1 v 1 Sunderland Fulham 2 v 1 West Ham (sorry Mockney) Man Utd 3 v 0 Bolton Middlesbrough 2 v 1 West Brom Newcastle 0 v 2 Blackburn Stoke City 1 v 3 Chelsea Arsenal 4 v 0 Hull City Portsmouth 1 v 1 Tottenham Wigan 2 v 2 Man City

So now we have the traffic for Sainsburys, the car wash, Sainsburys staff parking and the gym? Should be fun!

Oh dear, sorry about that Simon! Almost a carnival atmosphere at the Emirates last night!

BBC reports Sheffield Utd are due ?30m compensation from the Hammers over the "Tevez" affair. That will please Simon at least! Hope that doesn't buoy them up too much before the game against the Gunners tonight.

According to Arsenal website he only has bruising - nothing broken

Are you sure it doesn't say shin?!! safesurfer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > pleased to see arsenal won this evening but rather > concerned for gael clichy, judging by this excerpt > from the bbc website...sounds nasty: > > "Clichy was taken to hospital for a scan on his > left shit, but it revealed only bruising."

Blackburn 1 v 1 Fulham Bolton 0 v 3 Arsenal Liverpool 2 v 1 Stoke City Sunderland 2 v 3 Middlesbrough West Ham 1 v 1 Newcastle Chelsea 2 v 0 Man Utd Hull City 0 v 2 Everton Man City 2 v 2 Portsmouth Tottenham 2 v 1 Wigan Athletic West Brom 1 v 2 Aston Villa

Very relieved! But from the way the commentator was talking it was like the end of the world if Arsenal didn't at least get a draw! At least we managed a point away which I think is more important than one point at home!

The papers are predicting 40,000 job losses following the merger so I am sure it is a big deal to quite a lot of people.